Category: Sexy Friday
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Your “A Very Special Valentine’s Day” Friday Evening Open Thread
Last week I promised you fine folks a funny story about Valentine’s Day. But the more I thought about it the more I realized…
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Your “Singing The Blues” Friday Evening Open Thread
If you’ll recall, last week we did a theme on “Red” in honour of the Superb Owl participants, and also hate week. This week,…
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Your “Revving It Into The Red” Friday Evening Open Thread
Just A Little Moar Hate According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams’…
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Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can’t prove…
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Your “Stand Tall” Friday Evening Open Thread
Normally I am more attracted to petite girls. But every now and again I find myself looking slightly upwards and thinking… yeah ok, fine…
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Your “Second Verse…” Friday Evening Open Thread
…Same as the first. Perhaps I’m getting old and predictable. But with less than a month left in the NFL post-season we gotta get…
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Your “The Playoffs Are Near” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yup. Wildcard Weekend is upon us. Easy there. I know it’s exciting, but be careful. Don’t hurt yourself or you’ll end up in the…
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Your “Get It In While You Still Can…TWSS” Friday Evening Open Thread
Only a few days left until we get to our “Year of Hindsight”. 2020. Get it? OH COME ON THAT WAS CLEVER OF ME!!!!!!!…
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Sexy Friday the 13th!
Our resident Sexy Friday writer, TWBS, is indisposed at the moment and so he asked in the back room if anyone wanted to take…
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Your “Politeness is the flower of humanity” Friday Evening Open Thread
OK. Not to sound too maudlin, but this will be my father’s fifth dead Christmas. He went out in the spring of ’15. Shit…
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