Wumbo Wednesday

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Praise

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To whom, or Whom? Doesn't particularly matter. Fuck it, Hail Science. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFgP87TL2u0 Which is to say Padre Weaselo came home Friday afternoon and, minus having to take some time from the strenuous bits of musicianing (people asking for "Piano Man" on request: it's at least a hundred) and also the strenuous bits

Not Yet.

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I looked at my grandparents' pictures last night. The ones in the china cabinet. And for once, I spoke back. Not yet. For there is still work to be done, Causes and people to fight for, Legacies to protect. Not yet. Because someday, A violinist will need his first and his favorite accompanist To help play a Romance for his

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Listen, There’s Only So Many “Cabaret” Jokes I Can Make

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBOfPVDvLFc It's not Sexy Friday, but here ya go! Yeah, I did not watch that speech. I had work to do (that I procrastinated on) and would consider gnawing each of my fingers off, one by one, before being subjected to that wankery in its entirety. Anyway, before we get to the news,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nothing As Fun This Week

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Yeah, sorry. Not feeling it today. Nocturnes lost a heartbreaker last night (Claude Sellers went 7 2/3 shutout, then double-single-IBB, walk on a 16, shutout gone, Sellers out, Phillips in, walk, tie game. Bottom 9: single, walk-off homer, ballgame) and let's just say things going on that I hope are

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: See your public land now before it gets strip-mined!

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(Which is to say Senorita Weaselo dragged me upstate for the weekend, even if I drove.) First off, I would like an “I survived the Taconic State Parkway in the beginning of a snowstorm” pin. Mountain roads in the beginning of a snowstorm? I have a running bit with both Hermana

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?

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Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an unabridged history of the several hundred year reign of Bernard Gilkey at Pretend Man City. WE'D ALL READ IT. --- The Nocturnes started their inaugural campaign by taking

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Haven’t Eaten My Weight in Nian Gao, Year of Snek Edition

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This is on account of me getting to Senorita Weaselo’s late last night, after dinner. So it was already divvied up and I just got part of her share. Which sucks because if left to my own devices I will eat a good amount of them, because it’s just glutinous

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to the Studio!

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Which is to say I was recording all afternoon, then teaching makeups (for yesterday) currently so… a bit Carpentery tonight. So; what’s the news? FIRED: Trent Baalke is FINALLY out in Duuuuval. Why now and not two weeks ago? Good question. Why not two years ago? Better question! (Plausible reason: Bucs

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1 Issue 1: The (Slightly Belated, Shhh) Inaugural Season Preview

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Okay, what in the crap is this? This is Nocturnes Magazine, a look into the Brooklyn Nocturnes. Okay… that doesn't help me. Who are the Brooklyn Nocturnes and what do they do? Remember the diceball I mentioned? Well, I'm going to use a monthly Wumbo column to write in more detail because it got

Slumbo Wednesday With Not Weaselo – Substitutes Are The Worst (Except For That Who Song)

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Sadly, the usual Wednesday night auteur, Senor Weaselo The Stringplucker, had an emergecy pizzicato party to attend, so you're stuck with the non-union equivalent. Fear not! I shall endeavor to guide us through this Humpiest of Days with a menagerie of mindfarts and wordvomit that should sate even the most