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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And So It Goes
Another year down. Good riddance. I’ll be honest, there wasn’t a lot of good from this year for me. I think of what was…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In the Bleak Midwinter
When the thunder rumbles, Now the age of Gold is dead. And the dreams we’ve clung to, trying to stay young, Have left us…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome… to Ladders!
Which is to say there are some days where I feel like I teach at Greendale. Days where nobody shows up to class are…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: If Anyone Needs Me, I’ll Be in the Angry Dome
Which is to say, nothing disappoints, frustrates, and infuriates me (in that order) than nobody coming to class for the first 40 minutes. It’s…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Thanksgiving Pre-Pre-Festivus Airing of Grievances
I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In November’s Gusty Gale…
It’s been a bit windy. And by “a bit,” I mean holy shit it’s felt like non-stop wind for the last, like, 2-3 weeks.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Jets at the Bye/Trade Deadline
Well they won their obligatory game for Nick Mangold (RIP). So with that and the anonymity of not 0-17 locked up, the 1-7 Jets…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Pre-NYC Election One
This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New…
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