Wumbo Wednesday

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Not Much of a Spring Break, Eh?

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Gig yesterday (that nearly murdered my kidneys, three straight hours on stage and I had to ask if I could go off before I keeled over and died before we had to go downstage and play for a *checks notes* Holocaust survivor, gig today, and then Holy Week! Good Friday

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hang On, We’re Doing Clave Rhythms in Class

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So my dicking around writing time is being interrupted by actually having to do my job. The nerve! Well, it could be worse I guess. And next week is spring break so I'll have some writing time. Now, granted, I'm still gigging (nobody's getting married during Passover but there are

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And Now, Senor Curses Out ANOTHER One of His Teams. Or, Actually, All of Them.

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Quick! Only one 1 or 2 seed did not make the Sweet 16. Guess who? Yeah, it was St. John's. That's pretty much all you need to say. In a tournament that has been largely bereft of upsets they get to be the lolcow, the only top 8 seed with no

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Praise

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To whom, or Whom? Doesn't particularly matter. Fuck it, Hail Science. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFgP87TL2u0 Which is to say Padre Weaselo came home Friday afternoon and, minus having to take some time from the strenuous bits of musicianing (people asking for "Piano Man" on request: it's at least a hundred) and also the strenuous bits

Not Yet.

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I looked at my grandparents' pictures last night. The ones in the china cabinet. And for once, I spoke back. Not yet. For there is still work to be done, Causes and people to fight for, Legacies to protect. Not yet. Because someday, A violinist will need his first and his favorite accompanist To help play a Romance for his

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Listen, There’s Only So Many “Cabaret” Jokes I Can Make

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBOfPVDvLFc It's not Sexy Friday, but here ya go! Yeah, I did not watch that speech. I had work to do (that I procrastinated on) and would consider gnawing each of my fingers off, one by one, before being subjected to that wankery in its entirety. Anyway, before we get to the news,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nothing As Fun This Week

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Yeah, sorry. Not feeling it today. Nocturnes lost a heartbreaker last night (Claude Sellers went 7 2/3 shutout, then double-single-IBB, walk on a 16, shutout gone, Sellers out, Phillips in, walk, tie game. Bottom 9: single, walk-off homer, ballgame) and let's just say things going on that I hope are

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: See your public land now before it gets strip-mined!

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(Which is to say Senorita Weaselo dragged me upstate for the weekend, even if I drove.) First off, I would like an “I survived the Taconic State Parkway in the beginning of a snowstorm” pin. Mountain roads in the beginning of a snowstorm? I have a running bit with both Hermana

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?

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Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an unabridged history of the several hundred year reign of Bernard Gilkey at Pretend Man City. WE'D ALL READ IT. --- The Nocturnes started their inaugural campaign by taking