INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, unwrapping a package from Amazon. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, still covered in sexy stickers. DJ 3000: SO HEY MAN WHAT'S IN THE BOX? PRODUCER: If you are trying to sound like Brad Pitt, it isn't working. DJ 3000: EH, I'LL
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Oh, Look! I Screwed Up!
Thursdays are my turn and I completely forgot because this week is an unrepentant monkey. Random Thoughts: -My dumb dog Molly tried to eat a turtle earlier this week. -Canada's men's team won't reach a semi-final of any kind soccer-wise for the next 30 years. That's why this team should be celebrated. I'll
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We have a semi! Your England vs Netherlands Euro 2024 open thread
Today's semi-finals feature the Dutch Ovens against the Tea and Crumpets, a matchup so significant that even the racists of each country temporarily set aside their issues with having non-white players on their squad. This will be the fourth meeting between England and the Netherlands at a major tournament. The Oranje
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 17
Strange things are afoot in Sydney. Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/IcmfIv2kAlU?si=nCv1ODzzXoAi6Hg7 https://youtu.be/0HCSAiYnSHg?si=7G0QJ2U3bc7Mhz85 https://youtu.be/x5cBIANc7Wo?si=h1AWUadXaIIPbO8B https://youtu.be/kFoZ1c3xXsk?si=RZBHnkHIGGqklo0H https://youtu.be/osQjR2FHdyI?si=2cMJ_JIVOxbEVU-r https://youtu.be/-r-6BDpvb2g?si=7EcKpRINjBhi7LJJ https://youtu.be/no9QLib5eec?si=2bagog55X-RYpynZ https://youtu.be/h76eEuP5xSA?si=jf-vRr7USPh23pAd https://youtu.be/9SAsY703TBc?si=IIUxlkhAhGd199wO *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Sydney has now lost two games in a row after I said they would never lose again Shoresy-style. I don't know what going on. Australian media is saying teams have figured them
Pour Encourager les Autres: Tuesday Open Thread
It's mid-Summer, which can only mean one thing: revisiting the Age of Sail! That's right, bitches-- in the absence of serious hockey, basketball and Tuesday football, oceans are now battlefields! Currently I am listening to a biography of Commodore Stephen Decatur and reading a delightful account of the Seven Years War