Some games/weeks are harder to summarize than others. Gesticulates wildly at Week 2, hides under bed. OK, I just turned the TV off (tablet still on Donks/Humps FULL, because I hate myself) after seeing Dallas win The Personhood Derby, 40-37 (OT). The lead changed hands eleventy-billion times in Q4. It seemed final when
Your Sunday Evening Denouement
Didn't think I'd be busting out that word, huh? Bet you're thinking I didn't spell it correctly the first three times either, right? You'd be on the nose there. To The Game! Falcons/Vikings: -I don't know exactly what "rushing success rate" entails but Atlanta was 2nd in the league last year at 47.5%
Your Next Open Thread
We get the usual too many games to mention/three tilts split today. Let's take a look. To The Games! Broncos/Colts: It's still hard to believe that a Daniel Jones-led offense scored on all seven of their possessions. Maybe Carlie Irsay-Gordon knows what she's doing? Are those two things even related? Probably not. What
Your Week 2 Early Slate Open Thread
Have you set your lineups? Be sure to make that panic-y last minute adjustment, it's going to pay off! To The Games! Giants/Cowboys: Much like Jerrah's breath this contest reeks...of a "Get Well" game for Dallas. Dak has won thirteen straight games against NY which is second only to Bob Griese's run of
