Somewhere in California.... The Hippo is taking care of some Hippo business today, so you get me. This is meant to get you going until the games start today. First off, can we talk about how hilarious this is? IMG_3026 Hat tip to Redshirt for posting that. Not Zac Taylor is just
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Sexy Friday – 20260116
TGIF! One more night of sleep before 3 glorioUs days of football. Get ready. Word Count Filler Time Time for some Hall of Fame bathroom moments! Heraclio "Rocky" Nazarano Rocky, a Phillippine press secretary, found himself on a chartered flight with President Arroyo from Paris to Manila. Rocky decided he had to pee so
2026 Balls Noir Series Episode 2
The Pitch, The Bitch, and The Wardrobe “And what makes your daughter think there is a serial killer loose providing dead bodies for human experiments?” There were so many questions within that question. I waited to see how many more questions would be triggered by his response. “Have you ever wondered how dead animals are
Your Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Sexy Friday – 20260109
TGIF! Be careful when backing up your car out there. Word Count Filler Time More cheating men. Let's see the damage they caused. Charles Lindbergh Famous for a nonstop solo flight over the Atlantic Ocean (suck it Amelia!) he also had a sizable family of 6 children with this wife. But all that flying
2026 Balls Noir Series Episode 1
Sexy Friday – 20260102
The King is Dead, Long Live The King
Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of Pasadena administers the Oath Will you solemnly promise and swear to govern the Peoples of Door Flies Open, your other Realms and the Territories to any of them belonging or pertaining,
Sexy Friday – 20251226
TGIF! The end of another year. How joyous. Word Count Filler Time In honor of some missing apes around here, let's talk about apes escaping. Los Angeles Zoo: Evelyn The zoo though an enclosure that was used for bears would be sufficient for gorillas. Well, Evelyn had other ideas. She got a running start,
