YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners

Yes, it's time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to you the nominees and offered my picks for the winners. Last year, I did a system where I gave myself partial points if I

Sexy Friday – 20250131

TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend! Survival - Personal Edition A dilemma as old as time: Husband forgets his Anniversary. First of all, don't forget! Add a reminder a month in advance to every calendar you own. Instead

Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update

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I don't really expect y'all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I'm writing this to keep myself accountable to myself. You're just innocent bystanders. If you, somehow, are able to get some positive motivation or laughs out of this, that's gravy. Without further ado: GOLF I

Wednesday AM Champions League Match Day 8 Open Thread

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As many of you know, the UEFA Champions League has a new format this year. The field has been expanded to 36 with each team playing 8 games against 8 different teams in the competition with 4 at home and 4 on the road. The top 8 at the end

Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

Allegheny County 9-1-1, what's the address--- oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn't know, there's a pre-recorded bump of that message so we don't shred our vocal chords repeating it dozens of times a day. There are many other phrases we repeat dozens of times of day

Sexy Friday – 20250124

TGIF! It's championship weekend! Can't wait for the CC matchup in the LIX bowl. Survival - Personal Edition Say you're at the stadium or arena watching a game in person. (Or working there, Hi MeadDudeSame!) Then, something happens and the whole damn crowd loses its mind and starts a riot. Here's how

Thursday AM EuroFooty Open Thread

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We have several scintillating European football/soccer games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. All times Pacific: Europa League English League One Wrexham v Birmingham As Al Michaels would say, this is a YUUGE game in Wrexham's quest to secure yet another promotion, this time into the English Championship. In their way are the runaway

Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

I'm taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of... Yinzerness. Plus, I can't use this is side of DFO at the PSAP. Also, we bottomed out (heh heh "bottomed out" huh huh) at -9 degrees MURICKAN this morning. Anyway,

Sexy Friday – 20250117

TGIF! We have three glorious days of footed ball ahead of us, so let's get to it. Survival - Personal Edition Let's talk about purifying water in the wilderness. There are four methods: filter, chemical, distillation, and boiling. Filtering This is a general first step and should be used on any source of