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Sexy Friday – 20260522
TGIF! Mail-it-in Friday has come to it’s logical end after the racism, pedophilia, and date raping songs fade into the background. Let’s get back…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 10 Recap!
This week, we continue with the Doug Nichols, which is my favourite round of the year due to the beautiful unis! Let’s go! ***…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-5
You thought I forgot about this bit, didn’t you? Well, you probably hoped. Well, nope! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football…
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Sexy Friday – 20260515
TGIF! No ice sports tonight, so it’s all hardwood entertainment for your sports viewing. I’ll be watching something else. Or napping. Also, just found…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 9 Recap!
This week, we start the Doug Nichols, which is my favourite round of the year sure to the kickass unis! Let’s go! *** The…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group K
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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Sexy Friday – 20260508
TGIF! I’m prepping for my track day, so let’s get this over with so I can get my beauty sleep and not kill myself…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 8 Recap!
This week, we had the first tie of the season! Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder *** Round 8 Results Round 8 Highlights and…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Well, That’s Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man
Guten Tag drones, and welcome to May. All month, too. Hopefully it will start to warm up around here soon. I am getting well…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group I
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…