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World Cup Saturday Night #1!
She was halfway through her third post-coital cigarette when she looked at him sleeping like a baby. “¡Tengo hambre! ¿A qué hora empieza el…
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Sexy Friday – 20260612
TGIF! Ok, we’re almost halfway through the year. Apologies to technically correct Bogdanski. Enjoy your 50s next year. Anyway, we have no finals games…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 13 Recap!
This week, we had a tough week on the Tipping Contest. Many games did not go as planned. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder…
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Saturday Night Madness Part 3
She spoke softly. Barely above a whisper, but he could hear it like the Concorde in the 70s. “¡No puedo esperar! Ya quiero que…
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Sexy Friday – 20260605
TGIF! We’re halfway through the year! And the offseason! And the NBA’s alien is playing a game soon. Let’s get going. Word Count Filler…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 12 Recap!
This week, we got some more upsets. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder *** Round 12 Results Round 12 Highlights and Australian music Placeholder…
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Saturday Night Madness Part 2
She ordered a Medalla Light with her lechón asado. He went with a whisky and a lemonade back. The cool mountain breeze felt good…
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Sexy Friday – 20260529
TGIF! We’ve got playoff hockey tonight, a Game 7 tomorrow (for those that associate with the association), and a big soccer match. Let’s get…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 11 Recap!
This week, we had quite a few upsets. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder *** Round 11 Results Round 11 Highlights and Australian music…
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Saturday Night Madness Part 1
She was walking barefoot on the sand looking like she didn’t have a care in the world. The red and white and blue bikini…