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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Cinq
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Rev as he is stuck dealing with IRL crap and the fact the Bills just blew a…
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Yet another Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The Hippo is taking care of some Hippo business today, so you get me. This is meant to get you going…
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Sexy Friday – 20260116
TGIF! One more night of sleep before 3 glorioUs days of football. Get ready. Word Count Filler Time Time for some Hall of Fame…
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Your Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “Wait. Was I supposed to do something tomorrow?” He muttered to himself, “Aww,…
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Sexy Friday – 20260109
TGIF! Be careful when backing up your car out there. Word Count Filler Time More cheating men. Let’s see the damage they caused. Charles…
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Sexy Friday – 20260102
TGIF! And hello to our new year. My New Year’s Resolution is to continue being awesome. Word Count Filler Time How about some famous…
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The King is Dead, Long Live The King
Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of…
