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Sexy Friday – 20251226
TGIF! The end of another year. How joyous. Word Count Filler Time In honor of some missing apes around here, let’s talk about apes…
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Your Sunday Night Football Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Baltimore…. The Italian grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have sons!” He muttered…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Cancún…. The assassin grumbled. She said to herself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!” She muttered…
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Your Sunday Morning NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Northern Ontario…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!”…
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Sexy Friday – 20251219
TGIF! CFB playoffs are on! Skip to the comments to let us know how much you still love Roll Tide! Word Count Filler Time…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Quatre
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Senor Weaselo as he is stuck dealing with random IRL crap. As we head into Week 16,…
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Sexy Friday – 20251212
TGIF! Hope everyone else jumped on the new fad and got themselves a new boat this week. Word Count Filler Time Since it’s the…
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Sexy Friday – 20251205
TGIF! Hey, it’s December. How festive! Word Count Filler Time Here’s a guide to some museums in USA. Museum Of Bad Arts Location: Dedham,…
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Sexy Friday – 20251228
TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering nicely from their food comas. I’m somehow still hungover, but drinking through it all. Word Count Filler Time Let’s…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2025
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…