GHOSTS ON THE GROUND: CEMETERY-4

DJ TAJ - March 27, 2025March 25, 2025

Define opulent. Hey, what's that kid doing to that chicken? Only one goal today. Jump in the Honda and traverse the downtown Los Angels freeways on a mid Tuesday morning. If all goes well headed back home before 1:00. Famous last words. You ever drive the 110 North to downtown? The mania burns fierce and

Requiem for the Bears — A 2023 Musical Season to Date Retrospective

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 15, 2023November 15, 2023

The Bears Bye Week isn't until Week 13 this year, which seems almost cruel given how much Bearsenscheisse we've witnessed this season (both the self inflicted and cruel twists of injury fate kind). So why not recap the year to date in song. Maybe get in the right mood/cadence with

Monday Open Thread – Warhammer – The Dark Eldar

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ArmedandHammered - May 1, 2023May 1, 2023

Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum or the Warhammer 40k wiki I thought I would give you a quick introduction to the Dark Eldar tonight (quick because I am way behind and like the Devil I am willing to make a deal) plus a good video for learning more

Cheers to the Centenarian Club!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 24, 2023January 24, 2023

Interior, a sitting room decorated like your grandmother's living room in 1989 (except no plastic covers on the couch). Orange and blue crepe paper streamers and similar regalia are scattered across the room, and two men are hanging up additional decorations. Guy 1: So...what's the haps? Guy 2: We're celebrating the old

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Special guest Star DJ TAJ! Let’s make some scratch made Mexican Food Again! WOO!!

yeah right - August 7, 2022August 5, 2022

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Welcome back people. As we near the completion of another season of Sunday Gravy I've started to notice that I've hit my annual "Finish line is close and my ass is dragging" moment that inevitably hits me right around August. I blame the NFL for most of this since they're just teasing

Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!

yeah right - October 29, 2021October 28, 2021

banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: "Gee whiz, Ma I can't believe you're taking me to the Cowboys Halloween party you really are the best mom ever I tell everyone at school that I have the best mom ever and

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter the 17th

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Horatio Cornblower - August 2, 2021August 1, 2021

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One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

Casino Coffee Shop. 11:00 AM.

yeah right - October 31, 2020October 31, 2020

image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: "Dude! There you are!" [another man staggers up to the table and sits down heavily. He places both hands to his head] Dude: "Hey man. What's up?" Man: "DUDE! [laughing] You look like shit!" Dude: "You should feel it

“Foof” – A DJ Taj Grim Airy Tale.

yeah right - April 13, 2020April 13, 2020

Banner image via I'm just a little kid, it was late at night. I was scared of life having awakened from the dream of the dead kid chasing me again. I needed a hug from Mom and a glass of water, nothing else would suffice. I stumbled forth from my room and

A Confidence is Lost

yeah right - January 26, 2020January 25, 2020

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banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer's ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: "Hey everybody, I'm home!" Maria: "Hi Coach! Welcome home!" Beansie: "EEEEEKK!" CZ: "Man, it's good to be home but I tell ya, I wouldn't mind being in Miami right now doing some game prep." Maria: "You know Coach. You had a

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #15

BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 19, 2019September 19, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. The NFL off-season is OVER and the regular season is under way for

A “Case” of Evil.

yeah right - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

* image via interior Vikings locker room fall 2017. Case Keenum sits at his locker preparing for the 2017 season opener. Sam Bradford approaches. Sam: "Hey Case! Whatup?" Case: "Hey 'Hi-Beam' how you doing?" Sam: "Feeling good, man. I'm ready for the season to start. I don't think I've ever felt healthier or more prepared