Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to start one's day with. Sleep in if one can. Steerfuckers South (-7) at Michigan (Noon, Fox) How long has it been since not-THEEEE has gone into the Big House as a full-tuddy favoUrite? Long fucking time, I'd bet. But I'd still not touch this line
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It's that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year's, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don't have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that
Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Belgium! (and Some JV NFL)
Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Senegal! (and JV early)
Hippo Still Hates All The Things (Night Edition)
Washington State (+13) at Southern Cal (7:30, Fox) We might have to call them Troi Boiz-2-Men if they navigate this fixture. Then again, I'd prefer to not. Kansas State (-1.5) at Iowa State (7:30, ESPNU) Apparently this is branded as Farmageddon and I just can't love that any more than I already does. Texas
Hippo Hates All The Things – 8 Oct Open Thread
Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void. But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game. Because FUCK YOU, the FA says. Three pointless streamers and Bees/Bonesaws (USA) in the 10:00 window. Hey, it passes the time. Spotlight Dance is Brighton/Spurs (12:30, NBC), which
The Greatest of HippoShame (and Early Footy Thread)
Wasn’t September Awesome? Saturday Night JV Thread
Arkansas (+2.5) v. Texas A&M at JerralWorld (7:00, ESPN) A specially scheduled game to serve one man's ego, in the temple to said ego. Hope that it's compelling viewing, otherwise this be the nap window. Kansas State (+13) at Oklahoma (8:00, Fox) Remember, LOVE Unded Bill Snyders as a big underdog. No matter
“European Hangover?” EPL and Early JV Thread
The Qatar Slave LaboUr Cup has messed with footy's schedule, and we got Shempions action in the first week of September (and before any international break). Perhaps this will cause a little heartburn for the European contestants, or we won't notice at all. Anyway, none of this is Thomas Tuchel, who
JV Saturday Thread teh Firstest
There's a fuckton of action (AND narrative!!) later tonight, so that will get its own thread. But don't neglect the hors d'oeveres! NC State (-11.5) at East Carolina (Noon, ESPN) NC State should never, ever play these hillbilly Deliverance extras. ESPECIALLY in Satan's taint (aka Greenville, North Cakalaky). But, because our "leadership"
Formally Week One FOAR JV NFL (Thursday Night Open Thread)
Is everybody ready for some NIL-fueled FITBAW?? I fuckin' thought so. West By God Virginia (+7.5) at Pittsburgh (7:00, ESPN) A great (read: hate-filled) rivalry gets re-ignited. Suffer along with WCS, not sure anyone in the Clubhouse has positive fee-fees for JV Yinzers? Anyway, this is way too many points. Fuckers du
