Your “Does It Mean More Bye Weeks Too?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 28, 2018August 28, 2018

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NFL News: Larry Fitzgerald is one of three Arizona sports stars to be a part of John McCain's funeral & final "fuck you" to Donald Trump. Fitty going to be speaking at the service, and former Diamondback Luis Gonzalez & former Coyote Shane Doan will be pallbearers. He has spent

Your “Oh Right, Waiting IS The Hardest Part” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 21, 2018August 21, 2018

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NFL News: After a penalty-filled game against the Swaguars, Vikings coach Mike Zimmer said the new helmet rule "will cost people jobs". When reached for comment, his special assistant had this to add: In news that will shock... SHOCK you, and possibly revive Crimebeat!, Richie Incognito has been arrested again.

Your “I’ll Pluck You!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

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NFL News: It might be early, but the Packers defence is already half-done for the year: Jake Ryan is out for the season with an ACL tear. Immediate replacements are rookie Oren Burks, the team's third-round pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, and second-year pro Ahmad Thomas. They may also wait

Your “Trying A New Schedule” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 30, 2018July 30, 2018

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Because my regular work schedule gets all screwed up in September, I'm trying to see if I can adjust my mornings to be able to continue putting the threads together. So, apologies for the next three days, but I'm trying to see if I can produce something of measurable quality

Your “So, Anything Happen While I Was Gone?” (Part 1) Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 26, 2018July 26, 2018

NFL News: JJ Watt says he's ready to go for 2018. He's always been ready at the start of a season; he hasn't finished a season since 2015, and played through a sports hernia to help the Texans lose 39-0 to the Chiefs in their Wild Card game. He also

Your “We Can Only Go Up From Here” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 19, 2018July 20, 2018

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NFL News: Los Titancanos' DE Jurrell Casey will continue to take a knee and protest during the national anthem, in spite of the greed lords owners latest rule change. "I'm going to take my fine... It is what it is, I ain't going to let them stop me from doing what

What’s on Tonight? Nothing! The slowest night of the sports year open thread!

yeah right - July 18, 2018July 18, 2018

Greetings everyone! The day is here. It has arrived. Today, the day after the MLB All Star game, is officially the slowest sports day in the entire calendar year. Not a single one of the major sports are playing meaningful games. Not one. This is the absolute pinnacle of nothingness, the zenith. The anti-nadir. The nexus

Your “All Your Money Won’t Another Minute Buy” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 10, 2018July 10, 2018

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NFL News: ARE YOU READY FOR A....grievance hearing? The NFLPA has filed an official grievance against the NFL over the new anthem policy. They will start with arbitration before proceeding to a court case (if necessary). Sure to help things is Michael Bidwill going on the radio to pump up

Your “I Can’t Even Dress This Pig Up Nice” Wednes…oops…Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 5, 2018July 5, 2018

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It is a dark & barren wasteland this evening, my friends. NFL News: Brightening up his suspension is the fact that Jameis Winston & his fiance have had a baby. Antonor Malachi Winston was born five days early. Antonor is after Winston's father. Malachi is after the family's favourite book of

Your “Fete Nationale – Le Jour St. Jean Baptiste” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 24, 2018June 24, 2018

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Today is basically "Quebec Day" in Canada, where the founding of Quebec is celebrated, the history venerated, and no one brings up the fact that we've come close to dissolving as a country twice because that province's xenophobic & linguistic bigots make Donald Trump look like the secretary general of

Your “Oh Boy” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 21, 2018June 21, 2018

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NFL News: This sucks: Jim Kelly has to go for more surgery. It's a follow-up to the procedure he had to have after his oral cancer returned. The Colts have introduced half-season tickets in order to drum up more interest in seeing their team. Four regular-season and one pre-season game.

Your “I Know Exactly How Boring This Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 20, 2018June 20, 2018

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NFL News: Dreamboat hinted on Instagram that he'll retire at 45, or when he said he'd retire. The Broncos have to rename their stadium, until they get a new sponsor who will rename it for them. Broncos Stadium at Mile High is the chosen moniker. The name is designed to