Your Tuesday Evening & Nothing’s On Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 11, 2019June 11, 2019

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NFL News: Well, they found a way: Kyle Rudolph's staying in Minnesota. A four-year, $36 million extension, which somehow raises the Vikings' cap space from $1 million to $4 million. He takes less salary but gets more guaranteed money. Profit? Only $16 million is guaranteed, including injuries, so they do

Your “Nope – That’s Not Entertainment” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 28, 2019May 28, 2019

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NFL News: It is 100 days to the start of the NFL season. Not uncoincidentally, the NFLPA sent out a note to all registered player agents advising them on preparing their clients for a work stoppage in two years. And that they should budget for a work stoppage of a

Your “Oh God – Not Even Baseball!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

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NFL News: Some mentally ill member of the Honey Badger's family tried to extort between $1.5 - $5.0 million from him. A cousin in Louisiana was apparently going to tell the media that Tyrann Mathieu "did something" unless he got paid. When Mathieu blocked him on all media, the cousin

Your “Anything But The Grammys” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 10, 2019February 8, 2019

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"OH BOY THE GRAMMYS!" said no one, ever. The disappointment of the Grammys brings to my mind the summer of 2017. Now, WineWife LOVES Adele. Has all the albums; bought the CDs first day. I'm not a total idiot, so when they announce Adele is going to be performing at Wembley Stadium for

Instant Hippo Thoughts

ballsofsteelandfury - December 3, 2018December 2, 2018

"OW MY HEAD!" "UGH, MY STOMACH!" "YIKES, MY BALLS!" These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks. Now, granted, I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus, you

Your Cowboys-TITanS MNF Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - November 5, 2018November 5, 2018

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Welcome to Monday Night! In which we have the last game of the week and it happens to be a good one if you like the colour "light blue". This also works if you like teams that are stuck in the middle of the mediocrity zone that is a .500 record. Both teams

Your “Surrounding Me Every Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 26, 2018September 26, 2018

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NFL News: Whores gotta work: Jason La Canfora is stoking the Le'Veon Bell trade rumours. He emphasizes "decreasing value" and how the Steelers aren't getting the offers they want because other teams know Bell will hit the market in the spring. His likely teams for a Bell landing? Miami, Green

Your “But You Said I Could…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 19, 2018September 19, 2018

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NFL News: The Patriots are being investigated over Patrick Chung's concussion in Sunday's loss to the Swags. He was initially cleared on the sidelines, but after the half was removed from the game for further checks. The League & union are investigating if all the proper protocols were followed. Jameis

Your “Good Ideas Are Easy To Hatch” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

DFOing Good

Beerguyrob - September 12, 2018September 12, 2018

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NFL News: The games go on in Grudentown - Martavis Bryant is back with the Raiders on a one-year deal. Scoring 13 points & having no deep threat will certainly make an embarrassed coach take another look at a player he gave up a third-rounder for back in the spring.

Your “How Many Seasons Are Over Already?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 11, 2018September 11, 2018

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NFL News: A hilarious week for new NFL coaches ends with them racking up a 0-7 record, the first time that has happened. It's also the worst since new hires went 0-6 in 2001. Those coaches? Gregg Williams (Buffalo Bills), Butch Davis (Cleveland Browns), Dick Vermeil (Kansas City Chiefs), Herm Edwards

Your Regular Season Eve Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 5, 2018September 5, 2018

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NFL News: When asked about Le'Veon Bell's continued absence, Big Ben found the first bus he could: "Football is the ultimate team sport. One person doesn't make or break you. I'd like to say that the linemen are more important than any skill position player, including myself. This offense is

Your “Does It Mean More Bye Weeks Too?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 28, 2018August 28, 2018

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NFL News: Larry Fitzgerald is one of three Arizona sports stars to be a part of John McCain's funeral & final "fuck you" to Donald Trump. Fitty going to be speaking at the service, and former Diamondback Luis Gonzalez & former Coyote Shane Doan will be pallbearers. He has spent