"The purple alien with 3 toes on one foot and 4 on the other, slowly crept up the stairs of the dilapidated apartment building on the outskirts of the city of Thorg. Thorg had been a whaling town in its hey day, but now the Yellow Flupgrup Whale had been hunted
Tag: tWBS needs an intervention
Goddess II – Episode 8
Previously, on Goddess II.... When the elevator doors open... tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite. Leticia: I need to go freshen up... (to tWBS) ... While I'm gone, don't you dare do anything I'll have to make you regret later. Vanessa: Me too, I'll go with you
Goddess II – Episode 7
Previously, on Goddess II.... [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa): See? I knew we’d find them here. tWBS (to Leticia): See? I knew they’d find us here. Leticia: Unbelievable. tWBS (turns to Balls): We’ve been looking for your asses all night. So where’s the case? You said you
TGISF…Filling In Your Dance Card
Sooooo, with the Big Dance impending....? Yep, it's Cheerleaders again. With all of the baxsetballing this week and next week (and the week after that too), of course cheerleaders are gonna be a theme. It's like you guys don't even know me anymore. WHAT?????? I like cheerleaders. You wanna fight about it? Look at
Goddess II – Episode 6
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the crowd while turning on the music): OK Folks... Try not to break anything. Bedrooms are off limits. Otherwise, make yourselves at home and enjoy yourselves. There's beer and
DFO University – Sex 103 – Threesomes
TGISF… At The Crack Of Dawn
Goddess II – Episode 5
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said they still wanted to party and were going to try to double the money. Leticia: I thought you didn't care about the money. tWBS (becoming increasingly irritated): I don't care
At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and...otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. Mysterious Voice: KHNOCK KHNOCK! He looks up and sees this: Balls: Oh, hi June! Or is it Ms. Khnockers? Lovely to see you! Won't you come on in?
TGISF… Finally Getting My Bell Rung
Goddess II – Episode 4
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open..... tWBS: Holee... Leticia: ...Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya. Leticia: da Fuq????? Vanessa: Right????? balls: Welcome to the Sky View Suite. Thanks to Leticia and Vanessa spotting that Old Bag's bullshit, we're comped. Let's get crunk. tWBS: You guys go ahead. Imma hit
