[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the crowd while turning on the music): OK Folks... Try not to break anything. Bedrooms are off limits. Otherwise, make yourselves at home and enjoy yourselves. There's beer and
Tag: tWBS needs an intervention
DFO University – Sex 103 – Threesomes
TGISF… At The Crack Of Dawn
Goddess II – Episode 5
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said they still wanted to party and were going to try to double the money. Leticia: I thought you didn't care about the money. tWBS (becoming increasingly irritated): I don't care
At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and...otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. Mysterious Voice: KHNOCK KHNOCK! He looks up and sees this: Balls: Oh, hi June! Or is it Ms. Khnockers? Lovely to see you! Won't you come on in?
TGISF… Finally Getting My Bell Rung
Goddess II – Episode 4
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open..... tWBS: Holee... Leticia: ...Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya. Leticia: da Fuq????? Vanessa: Right????? balls: Welcome to the Sky View Suite. Thanks to Leticia and Vanessa spotting that Old Bag's bullshit, we're comped. Let's get crunk. tWBS: You guys go ahead. Imma hit
TGISF… Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue
At The Movies VI – A Threesome NOT Nominated For An AVN
[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE] TWBS: Yo, you awake? Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant? TWBS: So, I was thinking of something. Balls: You need to be careful. You don't do it very well. TWBS: Very funny. I'm serious. Balls: Me too. TWBS: ANYWAY. So, I was talking to Beastie the other day... Balls: Beastie is
Goddess II – Episode 3
[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes...the OBfP. But OBfP's stack of chips has dwindled over the past few hands and she's becoming desperate. The dealer shuffles and begins dealing the next hand. Just then, tWBS feels
Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnAKK0FPFB0 Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans. Yes, I stand by that statement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY4h1ikePaA Tonight, live on FS1 beginning at 8pmEST, is the 142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. And you're damn well gonna watch it. Wanna know why you're gonna watch it?