Goddess II – Episode 6

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the crowd while turning on the music):  OK Folks...  Try not to break anything.  Bedrooms are off limits.  Otherwise, make yourselves at home and enjoy yourselves.  There's beer and

Goddess II – Episode 5

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia:  So where did they go? tWBS:  No idea.  The note only said they still wanted to party and were going to try to double the money. Leticia:  I thought you didn't care about the money. tWBS (becoming increasingly irritated):  I don't  care

At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii

[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and...otherwise involved.  Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. Mysterious Voice:  KHNOCK KHNOCK! He looks up and sees this: Balls:  Oh, hi June!  Or is it Ms. Khnockers?  Lovely to see you!  Won't you come on in? 

Goddess II – Episode 4

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open..... tWBS:  Holee... Leticia:  ...Shit. balls (giggling):  Hee hee.  Told ya. Leticia:  da Fuq????? Vanessa:  Right????? balls:  Welcome to the Sky View Suite.  Thanks to Leticia and Vanessa spotting that Old Bag's bullshit, we're comped.  Let's get crunk. tWBS:  You guys go ahead.  Imma hit

Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnAKK0FPFB0 Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans.  Yes, I stand by that statement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY4h1ikePaA Tonight, live on FS1 beginning at 8pmEST, is the 142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.  And you're damn well gonna watch it. Wanna know why you're gonna watch it?