Goddess II – Episode 2

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 9, 2018February 8, 2018

[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for our bags soon. You're already gorgeous anyway. Hurry the hell up, would you? Vanessa (from inside bathroom): Almost done. Just a another minute!!! Leticia: *sigh* There's a knock at the

DFO University – Drugs 3: An Introductory Course

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

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tWBS: Good morning, Class. Class (half asleep): Good morning, Seamus. tWBS: Hey, that's... Professor Seamus to you!!!! Class (fully asleep): *snoring* tWBS: OK, fine. But just so you know, today we're talking about drugs. tWBS: Oh, now I've got your attention, huh? But please, save your questions until the end. And Miss Spears? Please try

Your Tuesday “There’s No Early Kontent Scheduled So I’m Doing This” Daytime Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

The post-season hangover, both literal and figurative, continues. This post is not meant to be "good", per se. No Pulitzer nominees are in danger, let's say it that way. But as we shift to the off-season, we might need to talk about it. P*ts fans specifically, I know you're disappointed. But get

tWBS’ Contributions to Thee Superb Owl LII Champions….De Nada, Philly

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

"The best $600 I ever spent" Those are my own words. I said them last night just before the final whistle of the Eagles' victory in Superb Owl LII. Oh sorry...just before the final whistle of the P*ts defeat. Meh...Potato, Potahto. But you all better realize I bought that victory for Philly. They

Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

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There's going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You'll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust me. Today isn't about Footedballzing. You all already know that. It's about folks who haven't watched a game all year suddenly becoming fans on the last

TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

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Yep, it's still Hate Week. And we'll get to that, I promise. But first.... - This Week's Weirdness Update Remember last week? When I told you what a weird week it had been here at DFO? Wow, boy did I shoot too early or what???? (Shut up BallsofSteelandFury) But seriously, the weirdness around here lately? Holee

Goddess II – Episode 1

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we're actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to be a surprise and I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I'm really excited to see Leticia. I'm surprised Vanessa didn't spill her guts to you about it

TALES FROM THE METEOR! – A Case of Mistaken Identity

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 31, 2018January 31, 2018

Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Philip Rivers' hatred for birth control. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more than enough

TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 26, 2018January 26, 2018

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It's been "interesting" around DFO this week. Now that we're transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they're in a rather weird mood. King Hippo was a little pissed off earlier this week, as were a lot of us. Though our resident Iggles and P*ts fans (you jerks know who you

Goddess II – Prologue

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 23, 2018January 23, 2018

Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles.... balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has asked. He’s already annoyed at tWBS, and LCSS too. At this point he just wants to go home. Then he sees it. The small piece of rock tWBS

Your “Whose Bright Idea Was It To Leave tWBS In Charge?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 20, 2018January 20, 2018

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BeerGuyRob's. That's who (Whose? Whom? Whut?). Yep, BeerBoyBobby is a selfish bastard. He decided he'd rather pawn off his responsibilities tonight. Just to go watch wrasslin'. I mean whut's up with this, Canadia????? But OK. Fine. I get it. Trim and fit bodies in tights. And a little sweaty. And slapping up against

TGISF… Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #1

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 19, 2018January 19, 2018

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It's Been A While, Eh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiyoCZUwwYg Greetings and salutations, perverts. Haven't seen you since last year FFS. Miss me yet? Yeah, I thought not. But if you've been reading along faithfully on Fridays recently, then you already know I stepped away from the controls here for the past few weeks. First and foremost,