Balls and tWBS: At The Movies V

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 16, 2018January 15, 2018

tWBS: So here we are again. It's gonna be tough to top last time, ya know. Balls: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!! tWBS: You really like saying that, huh? Balls: Hehehehe....yes. tWBS: OK, so what should we do this time? Balls: Duh.... tWBS: Shit. Balls: What? tWBS: It's just been a while since I've seen that one. And

FISHNET: A BoTG Investigation

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 15, 2018January 15, 2018

Author's Note: I watched a lot of TV when I was a kid. One of my favorites was old reruns of Dragnet. For me, Jack Webb's vocal mannerisms as the Joe Friday character are classic, and sometimes even now, that just comes out. That's what happened here when I sat

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies IV

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

tWBS: So, do you think the DFOers are getting tired of this quasi movie review thingy we're trying to force upon them yet? Balls: Probably. But do we care? tWBS: A little I guess. I just don't want them to end up... Balls: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!!!! tWBS: Well that wasn't very nice. Balls:

Your “Imma Need To Be Drunk For This One” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 30, 2017December 30, 2017

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Yeah, so what if we say that every night? It doesn't make it not true, does it? Does it????? DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!! - First Some Business Many thanks to BallsofSteelandFury for subbing in for me for TGISF last night. I need(ed) a break from it for various reasons. None of which matter to anyone

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies III

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 28, 2017December 28, 2017

BallsofSteelandFury: We're back! Some of you may say, "Like herpes!" and you're only partially correct. This time, we are tackling a film that, truthfully, should have won an Oscar. Nay, a Nobel. TWBS: Aren't you overselling it? Balls: No, shut up. TWBS: Aren't you worried we're going to lose them? Balls: This is our third

Your “Even Moar Saturday NFL? Thanks Santa!!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 23, 2017December 23, 2017

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Santa is still slacking off in most ways I see.... Can't blame him, though. He's got a big day tomorrow. He deserves a little relaxation today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8 But at least he gave us the early gift of not just one, but TWO Saturday Varsity Footy match ups today/tonight. Earlier today, my Ratbirds shamed/got shamed

TGISF…AKA “Time To Fill That Sack Ya Fat Bstrd” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 22, 2017December 22, 2017

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No, that's not what I meant!!! Get your head in the game!!! But I also can't fault ya on that one. One must play to their strengths. Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpCc_86yf6s - Well, it's Christmas again Almost, anyway. And as I've often told people, in spite of the fact that I'm a godless heathen; and in spite of all

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies II

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 21, 2017December 21, 2017

tWBS: OK, so the last time we did this, for Men at Work , we had a short-lived disagreement about who was Carl and who was James. Remember? balls: How could I not? But we ended up agreeing that you're more of the troublemaker if I recall? tWBS: OK, let's not rehash

Your “It’s Just A Fantasy” SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

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Because Scotchnaut got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt, you're stuck with me tonight. If you didn't do the required reading earlier today, you won't get those references. And thus you should feel as much shame

TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 15, 2017December 15, 2017

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I'm pretty certain that this is the latest I've ever been in starting on TGISF. I can't be certain, because I tend to stay drunk and/or high whenever possible these days, but I'm pretty sure. /checks clock //checks calendar Yikes. Yep. It's currently 12:40am on Friday, December the 15th. Usually I'm more or

Your “Slightly Hurried and Less Than Comprehensive” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 13, 2017December 14, 2017

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Hello there imaginary friendlings. Please excuse the brevity of tonight's lead in. If you want to blame someone for it, blame Maria. No shit. It's easy to forget since the media is no longer interested, but Puerto Rico is still nowhere nearly back to normal. In this day and age on

Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 11, 2017December 11, 2017

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Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrwImCJCqk In my neck o' the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of it is still on the ground. That's because it's still cold as shit. I live in the south, dammit. This isn't supposed to happen. Or at least