Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit Met Life Stadium at 4-4 (2-1) against a surprisingly competent Jets team, who is 5-3 (3-1). I’m not sure I’m comfortable with living in a world where the Jets aren’t hilariously DERPy, but it appears that might be the case.
There’s been a bazillion and nine things already written about this, so I won’t really say too much. I think this game could be entertaining and fun. The Jets, behind Fitzpatrick (insert HAHHVAHHD joke here) and Chris Ivory have managed to move the ball well (and score lots of fantasy points for me in Sill’s Insanity League). Their defense is real. Todd Bowles deserves a lot of credit for having this team actually doing things right. The Bills haven’t been necessarily terrific, and when the lose, they fucking lose. That hasn’t stopped Bills fans from continuing to be the most insane fanbase in the NFL. When did this happen, by the way? Every week, Deadspin has another article on Monday, showcasing continued crezzy behavior from Bills fans. Is this something I was just never aware of? Philadelphia fans, Oakland fans, Washington fans? Yeah, we know those people are fucking nuts. But, Buffalo? Okay, sure, I guess?
Anyway, while it should be a fun and entertaining AFC East game-for-who-gets-finish-not-quite-as-far-behind-New-England, it’s still a Thursday night game, so it will be just terrible. It’s what we deserve. At least Buffalo still has pride!
*Credit to Commentist Entrophy for that magnificent which absolutely deserves more recognition.
Additionally, in the JV footed ball, we have the Battle of the Techs, which is one the most ACC-things possible on the TWWL. The Virginia Tech Castrated Turkeys travel to Atlanta to play the Georgia Tech Yellowjackets. Normally, I love college football night games. Hell, I make time for weekly #MACtion. But, seriously, fuck this game. Fuck Virginia Tech. Fuck Frank Beamer and his weird neck growth. I can’t really say anything about Georgia Tech. They’re a big letdown from last year, I guess? Who cares. The ACC is the AFC South of college football. For some reason, people think they deserve a spot at the big-boy table.
There’s probably hawkey and NBA on somewhere, too.
Hooray, we’re a quarter of the way through this shitshow!
Only a quarter? I really have to reevaluate my life decisions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU_w5_VREK8
Sploosh.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v9vvtS7z1qf5do9o1_500.gif
Just the tip
They are trying to make me kill myself, aren’t they?
They’re doing a good job of it, too.
BARELY HOLDING ON THE TEAM’S GREATEST EMBARRASSMENT
HAIL BLEERGH
BLEERGH MUST NOT BE TEMPTED
Guys, I think there’s a problem with the M&Ms on the TV. They should look like this :
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/christmas_m-ms_5132.jpg
Where are the Ms? Why are they moving so much? How distasteful would it be to make this into a racist joke about candy coated chocolate?
Damn, now I want M&Ms.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/db01e0f47a7f8f1d0ec8ab0015ce7a13/tumblr_mgp8qj7JTX1rv2wxho1_250.gif
So which ones Taylor?
Holy shit. Kalisto went over Ryback with a top rope Salida Del Sol in the championship tournament. Mood instantly improved.
This game is like the Republican debate between Jindal and Santorum.
I am red-green colorblind, normally that means nothing and I see colors fine. The exact shades of red and green they chose on a green field, on the wide shots they all look the same
http://www.color-blindness.com/wp-content/images/Ishihara-Plate-30-38.jpg
The easiest way to tell them apart is the Jets suck, the Bills blow. Hope this has helped.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/d8262977fbddc2083f46d94765f54848/tumblr_mkpg7cF7bs1rg0lgoo2_500.gif
How can you survive in the wild? Identify green eggs and ham?
I’m sure the NFL loves you saying the uniforms give you a headache, PHEEEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EegO_kvasPM
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2a8k4OGp1qf5do9o1_400.gif
Holy shit, I just got home, logged on, and saw the highest honor you guys can bestow, short of calling me a prick and telling me to go fuck myself. Thanks for using my drunken scribble as a post image.
Seriously, thank you.
This game, however, looks worse than my scribble. Onward to drinking!
WOO DRINKING! And congratulations.
FUCK YO SCRIBBLE! THE CRIMSON SCOURGE WILL TRIUMPH!
These uniforms are fucking awful. It’s like a fucking kindergartner lost all his other colors and just said, “fuck it, I’m going with red and green.”
THE CRIMSON SCOURGE WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE KELLEY GREEN HEROES!!!
WOO DRUNKEN SCRIBBLING YEAH!
You know you’re right, but go fuck yourself.
There it is!
If you need someone to call you a prick and tell you to go fuck yourself I am always on board for that
There are billboards around town that keep me humble that way.
BOO POINTS
FG
http://oi47.tinypic.com/wsvkzn.jpg
haha jest
The ref performance so far is on par with that of the teams on the field.
It’s nice to know everyone is on board with the “stop the offense at all costs” plan.
Come on, turnover. I want a 0-0 tie!
I’m calling a blocked kick.
The old Lull em to sleep then pounce offense.
Ofence?
I’m more an offense-loaf.
Yes after five series the greatest gaining play is a pass to a FB…and then that screen happened.
Way to fuck up Puntathon 2015, refs.
NAWT EVEN CLOSE PHEEEL
After reviewing the play, both teams forfeit and the Patriots will be credited a win.
Dumb challenge PedoRex.
Womp womp, Rex.
I turned on the game finally instead of just streaming because a game and 2 liveblogs was hard to navigate. My nfl network is static filled. Soundwise, picture is perfect
This game makes me want me to watch my favorite video game character get killed by Astro Boy on Death Battle.
HOW DID MEGA MAN RUN OUT OF METAL BLADES?! ITS IMPOSSIBLE!
THE SPIRIT OF LOVIE COMPELS YOU!!
the winner will he determined by whichever defense gives up the least net yards.
BOOO! SHITTY SPOT
First down, so… fumble coming up?
That’s right, Eric. Make no attempt to stretch for the first down.
“You’re an embarrassment to Eriks everywhere!”
– Magneto
http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/erik-lescher-x-men-nazi-scene.jpg
A DFO DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND
Puntkakke, Ryback match, or re-watching the new Super Smash Bros trailer?
#ThreadGhazi
Next weeks colors:
http://www.bigcatcountry.com/2015/11/11/9718354/nike-leaks-official-jaguars-gold-jerseys-before-official-thursday-reveal
Could be worse, could be black into gold.
I hope Balls of Steel finds a way to work that into his Bedtime Stories saga.
Two threads?
This will feature 3 hours of commercials isn’t?
MOAR TIME TO DRANK
Night of a thousand punts! How the fuck you doin, boys?
GETTIN OUR DRANK ON! THE CRIMSON SCOURGE! WOOOOOOO
I’m really into men
GIVE ‘M THA FOOT!
This game is going to end 3-2 isn’t it?
Well that’s a shame, we’re down to an expected punt total of 40.
http://orig11.deviantart.net/0522/f/2010/021/2/f/dangeresque__dangeresque_too_by_hsrtapthatfoot.png
I DO NOT LIKE MULTITASKING LIKE THIS
HOW THE FUCK
BO
First… down?
These jerseys?
Still on pace for those 60 punts…