Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit Met Life Stadium at 4-4 (2-1) against a surprisingly competent Jets team, who is 5-3 (3-1). I’m not sure I’m comfortable with living in a world where the Jets aren’t hilariously DERPy, but it appears that might be the case.
There’s been a bazillion and nine things already written about this, so I won’t really say too much. I think this game could be entertaining and fun. The Jets, behind Fitzpatrick (insert HAHHVAHHD joke here) and Chris Ivory have managed to move the ball well (and score lots of fantasy points for me in Sill’s Insanity League). Their defense is real. Todd Bowles deserves a lot of credit for having this team actually doing things right. The Bills haven’t been necessarily terrific, and when the lose, they fucking lose. That hasn’t stopped Bills fans from continuing to be the most insane fanbase in the NFL. When did this happen, by the way? Every week, Deadspin has another article on Monday, showcasing continued crezzy behavior from Bills fans. Is this something I was just never aware of? Philadelphia fans, Oakland fans, Washington fans? Yeah, we know those people are fucking nuts. But, Buffalo? Okay, sure, I guess?
Anyway, while it should be a fun and entertaining AFC East game-for-who-gets-finish-not-quite-as-far-behind-New-England, it’s still a Thursday night game, so it will be just terrible. It’s what we deserve. At least Buffalo still has pride!
*Credit to Commentist Entrophy for that magnificent which absolutely deserves more recognition.
Additionally, in the JV footed ball, we have the Battle of the Techs, which is one the most ACC-things possible on the TWWL. The Virginia Tech Castrated Turkeys travel to Atlanta to play the Georgia Tech Yellowjackets. Normally, I love college football night games. Hell, I make time for weekly #MACtion. But, seriously, fuck this game. Fuck Virginia Tech. Fuck Frank Beamer and his weird neck growth. I can’t really say anything about Georgia Tech. They’re a big letdown from last year, I guess? Who cares. The ACC is the AFC South of college football. For some reason, people think they deserve a spot at the big-boy table.
There’s probably hawkey and NBA on somewhere, too.
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Merde
A fumble, yay! And on ANOTHER FUCKING FIRST DOWN RUN UP THE MIDDLE!
/puts gun in mouth
The Jets have passed plaid and are at a checkerboard of these two uni shades.
Never change Jets, never change.
Jetsin’ HARD
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How drunk would you have to be to watch the NFL in French?
I watched it in German. It was a lot of fun.
I’ve done it.
They talk too fast to understand, so it didn’t matter how drunk I was at the time (very).
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TITANS/JAGS FEEL THE MALAISE
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“Thank goodness my Bills fan friend and I didn’t have time to make a wager on the game” is all I’m thinking now.
My Patriots fan friend has remained wisely silent during this shitfight.
So it’s Salisbury Steak and handjobs for the Jets tonight?
More like Spam and frottage.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Fuck whiskey, does anyone have any fuckin hemlock? Jesus these guys are terrible tonight. I’m going to find a download of The Man in the High Castle because it somehow escaped my notice until now it stars Alexa Davalos, and she is purty. When I get back I expect some fucking changes, Jest.
Okay, that’s enough touches for Not LeSean McCoy.
Touchdown! This search was still open in a tab so Rashida Jones making out with Zooey Deschanel again
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Aha! The Jets are NOT a very good football team! I get it now!
Wait, 60 minutes of defense?
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SWEET COVERAGE
What the fuck even is tackling?
Fucking tackling, how does it work?
So the Jets Defense is basically on a milk carton right now, right?
I have empanadas in the toaster oven. Once those are consumed, I will consider this game over.
Sweet or savory?
No wait … BOTH?
One BBQ pork, one spinach
Mmmmmm, pork. Solid combo.
?
http://www.color-blindness.com/wp-content/images/red-and-green-peppers.jpg
Noooo that’s not this game because the green team appears to be stopping the red one.
I like what you’re doing with this meme. This will be my only contribution.
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FUCKIN RED GREEN WOO
No need to tackle, Jets. Just let them run downfield until they tire themselves out.
It’s the ol’ bend and then break defense.
Anything to that Hogan guy.
Anything at all.
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I have a revolutionary new idea for the Jets’ D….. FUCKING TACKLE, YOU IDIOTS!!
Another half?
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The jets are going to have to step up
This is NOT an easy game to watch, those soothing, complimentary colors notwithstanding…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-jyJxwbq1I
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I am loving all the Aubrey Plaza.
Has this news hit the tabloids yet?!?!?
I’ve got foot pics on the other thread. Just sayin’
/wonders how many will switch over for a look
12 inches you say? Must not be Favre.
Who would go check for that? … well you put in the effort to find them I guess I can switch over for a second
Bills cheerleader throwback unis :
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Check the spats! Oh yeah!
+1 get your gun
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When you’re a Bill, you’re a Bill all the way from your first cattle kill to your last busted play!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eimEw1kOfWM
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thats y u sholdnt let ppl with girl names play football imo
u next strawbry grl
/Christine Michael joke
ur jsut reen forcin’g outdated steer types smgdmfh
Fuck.
Off.
And.
Die.
Vera.
Wang.
You.
Fucking.
Parasite.
A strong taek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YqvQji2yM
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Now I guess they’ll call him Zac “One Knee” Stacy.
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Turnip weighs in on the uniform combination.
The blissfully ignorant leading the incredibly stupid.
Not me.
I’m more of a Festivus/Saturnalia kind of winter solstice celebrant.
At least by returning that he managed to get himself hurt. Good half for the special teams.
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Nothing says “clock management” better than ending the half kicking a field goal on 3rd down while you’ve still got two timeouts left.
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She was amazing in that show.
So that new FG Target Line is pretty fucking terrible.
SHUT UP PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Fucking seriously
Are we still doing the 2 threads thing? Scotchnaut I hate you more and more for creating the second thread.