TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH

Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit Met Life Stadium at 4-4 (2-1) against a surprisingly competent Jets team, who is 5-3 (3-1). I’m not sure I’m comfortable with living in a world where the Jets aren’t hilariously DERPy, but it appears that might be the case.

There’s been a bazillion and nine things already written about this, so I won’t really say too much. I think this game could be entertaining and fun. The Jets, behind Fitzpatrick (insert HAHHVAHHD joke here) and Chris Ivory have managed to move the ball well (and score lots of fantasy points for me in Sill’s Insanity League). Their defense is real. Todd Bowles deserves a lot of credit for having this team actually doing things right. The Bills haven’t been necessarily terrific, and when the lose, they fucking lose. That hasn’t stopped Bills fans from continuing to be the most insane fanbase in the NFL. When did this happen, by the way? Every week, Deadspin has another article on Monday, showcasing continued crezzy behavior from Bills fans. Is this something I was just never aware of? Philadelphia fans, Oakland fans, Washington fans? Yeah, we know those people are fucking nuts. But, Buffalo? Okay, sure, I guess?

Anyway, while it should be a fun and entertaining AFC East game-for-who-gets-finish-not-quite-as-far-behind-New-England, it’s still a Thursday night game, so it will be just terrible. It’s what we deserve. At least Buffalo still has pride!

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*Credit to Commentist Entrophy for that magnificent which absolutely deserves more recognition.

Additionally, in the JV footed ball, we have the Battle of the Techs, which is one the most ACC-things possible on the TWWL. The Virginia Tech Castrated Turkeys travel to Atlanta to play the Georgia Tech Yellowjackets. Normally, I love college football night games. Hell, I make time for weekly #MACtion. But, seriously, fuck this game. Fuck Virginia Tech. Fuck Frank Beamer and his weird neck growth. I can’t really say anything about Georgia Tech. They’re a big letdown from last year, I guess? Who cares. The ACC is the AFC South of college football. For some reason, people think they deserve a spot at the big-boy table.

There’s probably hawkey and NBA on somewhere, too.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Merde

Smithchez

A fumble, yay! And on ANOTHER FUCKING FIRST DOWN RUN UP THE MIDDLE!

/puts gun in mouth

Senor Weaselo

The Jets have passed plaid and are at a checkerboard of these two uni shades.

bourb0nblues

Never change Jets, never change.

Gratliff

Jetsin’ HARD

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

How drunk would you have to be to watch the NFL in French?

entropy

I watched it in German. It was a lot of fun.

Sill Bimmons

I’ve done it.

They talk too fast to understand, so it didn’t matter how drunk I was at the time (very).

blordinaryfagicmox
Sill Bimmons

TITANS/JAGS FEEL THE MALAISE

Senor Weaselo

“Thank goodness my Bills fan friend and I didn’t have time to make a wager on the game” is all I’m thinking now.

entropy

My Patriots fan friend has remained wisely silent during this shitfight.

Moonbatting Average

So it’s Salisbury Steak and handjobs for the Jets tonight?

Sill Bimmons

More like Spam and frottage.

entropy

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Fuck whiskey, does anyone have any fuckin hemlock? Jesus these guys are terrible tonight. I’m going to find a download of The Man in the High Castle because it somehow escaped my notice until now it stars Alexa Davalos, and she is purty. When I get back I expect some fucking changes, Jest.

Gratliff

Okay, that’s enough touches for Not LeSean McCoy.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Touchdown! This search was still open in a tab so Rashida Jones making out with Zooey Deschanel again

http://i.imgur.com/1IK8j.gif

blordinaryfagicmox
Beastmode Ate My Baby

Aha! The Jets are NOT a very good football team! I get it now!

Senor Weaselo

Wait, 60 minutes of defense?

Smithchez

SWEET COVERAGE

Smithchez

What the fuck even is tackling?

Sill Bimmons

Fucking tackling, how does it work?

entropy

So the Jets Defense is basically on a milk carton right now, right?

Doktor Zymm

I have empanadas in the toaster oven. Once those are consumed, I will consider this game over.

Spanky Datass

Sweet or savory?

No wait … BOTH?

Doktor Zymm

One BBQ pork, one spinach

Spanky Datass

Mmmmmm, pork. Solid combo.

Sill Bimmons

?

entropy

Noooo that’s not this game because the green team appears to be stopping the red one.

Spanky Datass

I like what you’re doing with this meme. This will be my only contribution.

http://lifeasahuman.com/files/2010/11/the-red-green-show-main.jpg

Sill Bimmons

FUCKIN RED GREEN WOO

Smithchez

No need to tackle, Jets. Just let them run downfield until they tire themselves out.

Senor Weaselo

It’s the ol’ bend and then break defense.

Sill Bimmons

Anything to that Hogan guy.

Anything at all.

entropy

I have a revolutionary new idea for the Jets’ D….. FUCKING TACKLE, YOU IDIOTS!!

Recovery Whiskey

The jets are going to have to step up

entropy

This is NOT an easy game to watch, those soothing, complimentary colors notwithstanding…..

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am loving all the Aubrey Plaza.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Has this news hit the tabloids yet?!?!?

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve got foot pics on the other thread. Just sayin’

/wonders how many will switch over for a look

Doktor Zymm

12 inches you say? Must not be Favre.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Who would go check for that? … well you put in the effort to find them I guess I can switch over for a second

Doktor Zymm
Doktor Zymm

Check the spats! Oh yeah!

Recovery Whiskey

+1 get your gun

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Doktor Zymm

http://centerofthewest.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/explore_BBBand_P.69.1143lrg.jpg

When you’re a Bill, you’re a Bill all the way from your first cattle kill to your last busted play!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

thats y u sholdnt let ppl with girl names play football imo

King Hippo

u next strawbry grl

/Christine Michael joke

Sill Bimmons

ur jsut reen forcin’g outdated steer types smgdmfh

Sill Bimmons

Fuck.
Off.
And.
Die.
Vera.
Wang.
You.
Fucking.
Parasite.

Recovery Whiskey

A strong taek

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

Now I guess they’ll call him Zac “One Knee” Stacy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Beastmode Ate My Baby

The blissfully ignorant leading the incredibly stupid.

Sill Bimmons

Not me.

I’m more of a Festivus/Saturnalia kind of winter solstice celebrant.

Smithchez

At least by returning that he managed to get himself hurt. Good half for the special teams.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nothing says “clock management” better than ending the half kicking a field goal on 3rd down while you’ve still got two timeouts left.

blordinaryfagicmox
entropy

She was amazing in that show.

Sill Bimmons

So that new FG Target Line is pretty fucking terrible.

Sill Bimmons

SHUT UP PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

King Hippo

Fucking seriously

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Are we still doing the 2 threads thing? Scotchnaut I hate you more and more for creating the second thread.