Flacco Eight Preview/Game Thread (Sunday Edition)

King Hippo - March 27, 2016March 26, 2016

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Yes, I'm recycling the picture. I don't care enough about today's games to try very hard. Take it out of my paycheck. 10MW Syracuse vs. 1MW Virginia (6:09, TBS) Fun fact - when these two teams played in the regular season, I am 95% sure that the game didn't even

Have A Frank And Productive Vernal Equinox Festival Season

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Sill Bimmons - March 27, 2016July 12, 2017

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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: A Feast for the Americanized Irish.

laserguru - March 27, 2016April 9, 2016

Saint Patrick's Day or as we like to call it Jameson Appreciation Day, has long been celebrated in the "right" household. My mother's grandmother was a first generation Irish immigrant and I have an Irish flag tattooed on my left shoulder. And while I prefer bourbon to Irish whiskey, I

Flacco Eight Preview/Game Thread (Saturday Edition)

King Hippo - March 26, 2016March 26, 2016

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Oh, this is an unflavored ice milk kind of tournament, no doubt. So without further ado...your first set of Flacco Eight matchups. 2W Oklahoma vs. 1W Oregon (6:09, CBS) Nothing but chalk here. Hopefully, that streak breaks with the mildest of seeding upsets, because I will quit watching this shitshow the instant

Not Even Daddy (TWSS) Yet Blues

WCS - March 26, 2016March 26, 2016

Alright, you cockstains, I’m looking for some help. As all are most likely aware, I’m about to be a dad for the first time. I am fucking terrified, as I’m sure you other parents were the first time (PHRASING) were, when the realization finally hit home that you’re about to

Sweet Sixteen Part Deux (Dead Jeebus Day Edition)

King Hippo - March 25, 2016March 25, 2016

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To share a story my mother likes to tell about my weirdo childhood, she asked then 6-ish year old me "Why did Jesus die?" to which I flatly responded "Because He let them put all those nails in Him!" I was born to go to engineering school. Also: GREAT

This Week In Violence! Presents Cheese-Rolling

The Maestro - March 25, 2016March 24, 2016

The English are well known for their absurdist sense of humour. From Monty Python to Mr. Bean to even Parliament itself, the weird and surreal come out in so many aspects of everyday life in the United Kingdom. Thus, it comes with absolutely zero surprise that amongst all the slapstick

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 25, 2016March 25, 2016

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Good day. I'm Matt Ryan. I'm the starting quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons of the National Football League. You may have heard of me - I'm well known around the league as a pretty good quarterback. In college I led Boston College to a 25-7 record as a starter, which was

Screw Remorse: Luis Suárez Is Back

Don T - March 25, 2016March 31, 2016

Luis Suárez bit a player in the Dutch League in 2010, another in the English League in 2013, and a third in the World Cup in 2014. There you go, clever sanctimonious types: show the world that vampire memes still resonate. I’ll be laughing while Suárez blazes through international football,

Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 1)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 25, 2016March 24, 2016

The scene: Key West, Florida. Guys in swimsuits and gals in bikinis line the streets while Future Moose and Old School Zero drive down the road in OSZ's Prius. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is asleep in the back seat. Future Moose: See? What'd I tell you? Key West is the place to

Sweet Sixteen Thursday Preview/Game Thread

King Hippo - March 24, 2016March 23, 2016

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Sweet madre de Christ, did anyone else have these donuts in the local grocery store growing up? What a cherished, delicious binge and shame trip down memory lane this picture takes me down. 3S Miami vs. 2S Villanova (7:10, CBS) A highly intriguing game, by my standards. Two methodical coaches,

The Shortest Con: How Donald Trump Stole An Election He Never Wanted To Win

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Sill Bimmons - March 24, 2016July 12, 2017

Part Two--Becoming The Donald Before we can get too deeply into Trump's motivation and endgame, we have to taker a closer look at how young Donald John Trump became The Donald. It certainly didn't take him long to get started on the journey. Too much of a handful for even