2018 World Cup Preview: The Uruguay Way

The Uruguay bullet points are: being a tiny nation nuts about fútbol, and a team that features a biter. All are true, as the English press and other haytahs will remind us with evergreen hackery. Just know that the history of fútbol cannot be written without Uruguay. The English Football Association

Screw Remorse: Luis Suárez Is Back

Luis Suárez bit a player in the Dutch League in 2010, another in the English League in 2013, and a third in the World Cup in 2014. There you go, clever sanctimonious types: show the world that vampire memes still resonate. I’ll be laughing while Suárez blazes through international football,