DFO Radio: Class Dismissed!

Well, that was certainly interesting. The weekend featured this... ...(also Dustin Johnson won the U.S. Open) and this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIvIPRy254o ...and then of course this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mWjbn6a18 So it was an entertaining weekend. I for one was happy to see Cleveland pull off the incredible comeback.  Now I can go back to laughing at the Browns without feeling guilty

Kill Every Smartphone You See

I have an iPhone, but I don’t call it an iPhone. I referred to the Fuck Ass Piece of Shit. It's because the phone is a Fuck Ass Piece of Shit. In fact, my view of smartphones is that they are obnoxious slabs of glass and plastic that ruin my

Some MLB Talk (AKA, Just how stupid IS tWBS?)

A couple of months ago, I provided a very poorly written MLB preview. Don't feel badly if you don't remember it. I barely remember it either.  In an almost totally unrelated matter, does anyone have a Santa Hat I can borrow this December?             Within the aforementioned preview, I proffered my very

Your “Relatively Brief Friday Open Thread

Ooh, thatsa spicy hangover. Hope my vision clears before the drive to school to drop off my grades. NFL News: It's all about the Benjamins in Charlotte: Michael Oher - 3 years; $21.6 million Riverboat Ron - 3 years; $19.5 million Good news; great news from the mind that is Pete

Euro 2016 DFO Field Report! Part 1

I'm passing along the post that Litre_cola filed from the scenes of the action in the Old Continent.  Yes, I'm extremely jealous... [gview file="https://www.doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Come-as-you-are-unless-you-are-Catholic.pdf"]

Friday Afternoon Euro 2016 Open Thread

Italy and Sweden have already played with Italy winning 1 — 0. No real surprise there. Currently underway is the Czech Republic v Croatia, a matchup of two of the grittiest, scrappiest nations in all of Europe. Petr Cech leads the Czech side out for his 2,465th cap and Croatia is just

CFL Beat: West Division Preview

The CFL pre-season continues on here until June 23rd; last week's CFL Beat saw the East Division teams previewed here - this week is a preview of the five teams that make up the West Division of the CFL - Winnipeg, Saskatchewan, Calgary, Edmonton, and B.C. Winnipeg Blue Bombers Founded: 1930 Home Stadium: Investors Group