Tonight’s post category comes from my stomach. As a good American, fast food has comprised an unhealthy percentage of my diet since I was young. I have eaten at almost every fast food place you can think of and, over the course of the years, I have developed a list of items that I will order every single time I’m at a particular place. Tonight I’m discussing my favourite ones. If I could put these together as a Frankenmeal, I would. I suppose this is possible nowadays with Doordash but I refuse to use Uber and Lyft and any of those services that pay their workers shit while avoiding providing them health insurance.
As I mentioned in the first post, the plan is for this to be an ongoing off-season series on Saturday nights in which I present to you my five favourite somethings and then you comment and tell me:
- How I’m wrong
- Your Top Five
- Suggestions for the next top five list
Without further ado, I present to you my Top Five Items to Order at Fast Food Places!
1 – Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero (Taco Bell)
The colour of it makes it seems like it’s a mixture of antifreeze and Blue Curaçao. However, the taste of it is amazing. I even have my dad hooked on these.
The thing I love the most is that the name is the flavour. It’s not “pineapple-coconut” or “cherry” or “blue raspberry”. It’s fucking “Baja Blast”!
The other thing I love is that it is only available at Taco Bell. They have an exclusive deal with Mountain Dew. I think you can buy cans or bottles of it somewhere but they’re extremely rare. The rarity gives it value. “Caché”, if you will.
Pros:
It is fucking delicious.
There is no other soft drink like it.
Cons:
The only place you can get it is at Taco Bell.
2 – McDonald’s French Fries
There are rumours that McDonald’s French Fries taste so good because they are fried in beef fat. I’m not sure if that’s true, but I do know that McDonald’s French Fries are the gold standard for fast food French Fries.
As a Wee Balls coming to the US from México, McDonald’s was the ultimate symbol of America. Even to this day, if I’m traveling anywhere around the world, the sight of the Golden Arches brings a piece of home to me.
Like most things in America, you don’t want to know how they’re made. You just want to know that they’re consistently delicious and they’re there for you any time you want. And isn’t that a metaphor for happiness in America?
Pros:
Best fries in the game.
I don’t know how they do it, but they’re perfectly salted.
Cons:
It seems the Woke Police have decided that McDonald’s French Fries are not good for you and have forced McDonald’s to reduce their sizes. STAY OUT OF MY CHOLESTEROL-CLOGGED ARTERIES!
3 – Jack in the Box 2 Tacos for 99 cents
This is another one from my youth. Quick story time: When I was young and we were fresh-arrived to this country, my family and I went to San Diego for a weekend getaway. On Saturday night, after a long day of sightseeing, my mom had a craving for tacos. Unfamiliar with our surroundings, we saw a Jack in the Box and saw the poster for the 2 for 99 cents deal.
Sold!
As you can probably guess, my mom was extremely disappointed. She said, “These aren’t tacos!”
Indeed they are not. However, they quickly became a family favourite. No, they’re not Mexican food. They’re their own thing and they’re delicious.
Pros:
Delicious and cheap.
Available anywhere at any time.
Cons:
Do not expect them to be real Mexican food.
4 – In-n-Out Double Double Animal Style
You’re probably familiar with the “secret menu” at In-n-Out. The animal style burger is different from the regular burger in several key ways:
- It has grilled onions.
- Mustard is applied to the patty and then the patty is grilled.
- Pickles!
- Lots of secret sauce.
This transforms the regular In-n-Out burger, which is already pretty good on its own, into something you crave repeatedly.
Seriously, I try not to eat red meat very often. When I do, though, and I want a burger, that’s the burger I get.
Pros:
Tastes so good, makes you want to slap yo momma!
Cheapest of the “best” burger places (looking at you, Five Guys and Shake Shack!)
Cons:
There is always a line at In-n-Out. Luckily, it usually moves pretty fast.
5 – Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich
The one that started the craze and spawned so many copycats. Seriously, it’s like everyone has to have a chicken sandwich on their menu!
But Popeye’s is the original and still the best. The chicken is juicy and perfectly fried. The pickles are the perfect complement. The bun by itself is soft and fluffy and delicious. Together, I can see why it was impossible to get one a few years ago when they first came out.
This sandwich has stood the test of time and it’s still amazing.
Pros:
Healthier than a burger. Barely.
Cons:
I always end up wanting to order desserts at Popeye’s when I get a chicken sandwich, but they keep rotating them and they don’t always have the ones I want!
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What say you in the comments?
1 mild chicken strips with red beans and rice – Popeyes
2 Wopper – BK
3 Turkey sub – Subway
4 Cheese cake – Starbucks
5 Gyro – The place down the street from work
Speaking of awful goaltending moves, if you’re the Bruins you cannot start Ullmark tomorrow. One of the worst plays I’ve ever seen, (until just now, that is), to end game 5 and then gave up 7(!) goals in Game 6. He is fucking toast right now.
Crypto.com Arena?
Oh absolutely fuck the Kings!
We’re all ashamed about that and are pretending it never happened.
Fair.
I mean, at least they weren’t the FTX arena.
It’s not much better, but still.
It’s the Staples Center.
So, I’m gonna mark down Papaya King (now at a new location) for the eventual NYC DFOCon.
Make sure to let Sill know!
Yes!
You know what I just realized? I have access to a free breakfast buffet starting in seven hours.
One of the truly great scenes in sit-com history. I use ‘I worry that what you heard was…” all the time.
That, and the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIoSV-obhu4
Royalty has its privileges, apparently.
Sometimes it’s who yinz know, yinz know.
“So what that does is sort of shift the box around….”
I’ll take ‘Things Houston Said After #367’ for $800, Alex
It’s no Jollibee, but we had some damn good Filipino food for dinner tonight.
Tell me about the lumpia!
Amazeballs. Could have been a little crispier for my liking but can’t go wrong.
One of my all time favorite bites.
Now see?
This is a worked up audience.
I’ve got a breakfast sandwich for you in…
/ checks calendar
One week from tomorrow.
Keep that intensity.
You ran a deli and don’t know how to strike while the iron’s hot!?
I never have, and never will have, a better compliment than WCS dropping a Simpson’s gif to support one of my comments.
Breakfast sandwiches for everyone, on me!
/drops BFC’s Venmo in the comments.
Well I could but…
Staging is important!
CAN’T WAIT!
No doubt it will feature pork roll
Done that!
https://doorfliesopen.com/2017/01/13/sunday-gravy-with-yeah-right-strait-outta-jersey-pork-roll-egg-cheese/
Is it one word?
Two words.
This open thread is making me hungry
Go get a wine pairing with cheese or whatever.
“It’s a banana, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?”
My daughter gets home tonight from a wedding, (not hers), and I tell her I need to talk to her. With my hands clearly holding something behind my back I tell her “Your mother and I talked and we want to say that if you’re going to pursue this lifestyle (picture 22-year-old with horrified ‘what the fuck are you talking about’ look on her face HERE) we want you to understand that there are rules, important rules, that you need to follow, and that if you don’t study and understand those rules there will be serious consequences. So we got you this, you fucking nerd.”
Then I handed her the Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook I bought her, since today was Independent Bookstore Day and she’s getting into D&D. I swear she thought I’d gone Born Again and was about to give her a Bible. Haven’t had that much fun since she went to see ‘It’ and Mrs. Horatio and I bought a red balloon and tied it to her bed.
The radon count in my nursing home is going to set records.
Del Taco original combo burrito.
We’ve talked about this before. I used to live 35 feet away from Del Taco #1.
Popeyes chicken sandwich is good and I won’t fuck with that.
Jersey Mikes original Italian.
Listen to me folks, I ran a deli on the fucking Jersey shore and this is seriously as close as you can get from a franchise.
Five guys burger with bacon, mushroom and cheese and a side of Cajun fries.
Long John Silver fish basket with hush puppies
I can work with that.
Five guys burgers are fantastic. I love them so much.
Ooh, I haven’t had Long John Silver in decades. Might be time to take a flyer and correct that.
In one of those weird family things that baffles logic and reason, I only knew how to refer to Long John Silvers as “Grease Palace” because of some random joke a great-uncle or whatever made once in like 1960 and it just stuck for decades.
I go ketchup, hot sauce, pickles, and jalapeños, Cajun fries well done for the crisp.
Give the man what he wants!
Love 5 guys for that.
I almost picked a Jersey Mike’s sub too.
THAT OILERS GOAL I CALL IT PEARL HARBOR, BECAUSE YAMAMOTO HAS GOT LOS ANGELES IN FEAR FOR ITS FUTURE!!
🎵We have all been here before🎶
Which do you think will happen first: an atheist president or an atheist quarterback?
It’ll happen at the same time during Tom Brady’s inauguration speech where he renounces all religion and installs himself LORD BRADY OF EARTH.
“God said I had 75 years on this planet. I audibled.”
That’s something the AI Brady stand-up special would say.
And on that day, all tomato crops shall be burned…
You’ll see the Sun swallow the Earth before either happens.
Hopefully by Thursday.
Strange things are afoot…
My ex-girlfriend owns a home in San Dimas, and we were near there this evening.
Got my five:
5. BK’s french toast sticks
4. McD sausage McGriddle, no cheese
3. Wendy’s chili
2. KFC cole slaw. Love it
1.
NUTELLA FROSTY!!!!
Also, fuck yeah McGriddles!
Oh yeah mcgriddles are winners.
Those BK french toast sticks were the best as a kid. No idea if they still hold up.
Oh, yeah. I haven’t thought about those things in so many years, but they were very special to eleven year-old me.
Here’s a fast food question. Everyone knows CFA is #1 in fast food homophobia, for sure… but as someone who’s never had it, is their chicken sandwich genuinely worth the hype?
It’s a solid sandwich, despite the homophobia. Popeye’s is better though.
Agreed. Chick-Fil-A had a lot of chicken sandwiches beat until Popeye’s upped everyone’s chicken sandwich game.
It really isn’t. It’s fine, don’t get me wrong. But, it’s nothing near the “BLOW MY NIPS OFF” it’s made to be.
Their chicken could taste like Valhalla but I wouldn’t know cuz I won’t eat anything from that Bible thumping, lifestyle denying franchise ever again. Just one man’s opinion..
One thing I’m absolutely sure of is that there are no homophobes in Valhalla.
It’s pretty good, but in short, no.
No. It’s not.
Stick with popeyes.
The best fast food:
We used to get these for breakfast when the poker game was still going strong at 5 am, so good
I used to love getting a 4 am breakfast after a cash game went way too long. Assuming I had come out on top and was buying breakfast.
There was one night I was up about $800 at the end of the night. When you’re playing with friends and have a night like that you can’t leave until everyone quits, so I crawled home at about 4:30 and got to sleep well after 5. At the time both our kids were under 3. My wife was working as a cashier at a hardware store on weekends, (literally in order to have adult contact two days a week), and I would handle the kids.
So her alarm goes off at 7 and she shakes me awake. I groan and tell her “I will pay you $300 to call in sick.” She calls her friend from work and asks what she should do and her friend, without missing a beat, says “you’re not making $300 here today, so I’d say I was sick”.
I realized the other day that I can’t remember the last time I wore jeans. It’s at least 3 years ago, probably closer to 4. All hail this victory over a certain type of pants!
Oh, almost forgot my 5 Fast Food Favorites.
It’s important to emphasize that I regard my body as a Temple (of Doom) and rarely eat fast food, but that said:
1). McDonald’s fries. Far and away the best fast food.
2). Dunkin’ Donuts hot chocolate. I prefer Starbucks or my own homemade, but neither of those is fast food. Also I once ordered that with my brother in the car and they asked if I wanted whipped cream on it and he said “I can’t believe they didn’t stick “fag” on the end of that sentence.
3). I only recently tried this, but I have no argument with those taking the Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich. That thing’s really damn good.
4). I agree with Gumbygirl that the Egg McMuffin is really good. The last one I had wasn’t very good, but I also had Covid so I doubt I was a reliable source.
5). Blackie’s hot dogs in Cheshire, CT. Go ahead, order 5 of them at once. You’ll have them in less than a minute. Add spicy brown mustard and the hot relish, (these are a must), and a birch beer to wash it down with, thank me later. Actually, fuck it, move this to #1 and everything else down a notch.
1. Vanilla shake from White Castle, the antidote to the murder burgers.
2. Popeye’s… biscuits. Yeah, the sandwich is good, but there are times I get tenders because I need a biscuit.
3. Tie between Tiger Sugar and Xing Fu Tang for bubble tea. Tiger Sugar’s closer to Senorita Weaselo’s and is in Chinatown, you have to go to either Flushing or St. Mark’s for XFT.
4. Coke freestyle machines. How many sodas can I pour into this cup? Yes. (Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and Mello Yello, plus cherry variants.)
5. Pretzel, low salt, heavy mustard. No, that’s not enough mustard. Can you just give me the bottle?
#4 is awesome. The Little League Garbage Can! Will it be mud brown no matter how you combine it? Yes it will, Other Horatio, yes it will.
We called it a Suicide when we were young. I’m assuming that’s not politically correct now…
The preferred term now is “autoerotic asphyxiation”
Oh, honorable mention to Papaya King. Two dogs and papaya drink for not a bajillion dollars!
One of the things I made sure to do when I was in NYC was to go to Papaya King!
The Recession Special that’s always called that even when there’s no recession!
I have never been to Papaya King and consider it one of the bigger failings in my life.
All hail Papaya King!
Also, their breakfast sandwiches were great after a night of drinking.
Wait, no. I’m think of Grey’s Papaya. Who also serve hot dogs. And aforementioned breakfast sandwiches.
Whatever, I’m sure I love both.
OK, so I hate to admit this here, but it’s time to come clean. Since the Whalers left I’ve tried, and failed, to find another hockey team to root for. For a while this year I thought I would, as much as it pained me, root for the Bruins but watching them potentially shit the bed against the Panthers as made me giggle, so clearly that’s not it.
I am, and I say this with no pride whatsoever, back to my previous practice of rooting for whatever team has the longest gap between Stanley Cups. This is, therefore, (deep breath), the first time I’ve had to do this, (choked sob), beyond the first round but, (open weeping, accompanied by rending of clothing), I AM ROOTING FOR THE FUCKING MAPLE LEAFS!!!!
Please not that I am not proud of this and probably won’t have to do this beyond the second round.
You hate the NY Tri-State area hockey teams, right? You should be a LA Kings fan!
No, I’m neutral to the Rangers, Devils, Islanders, (I am actually a fanatical Islanders fan so long as they play the Hurricanes, even if I can’t name a single one of their players), and Bruins.
I would say that if there’s one team I’m actually rooting for it’s Edmonton, but that’s more because of McDavid than the actual organization.
If the Whalers leaving has caused this chain of events that has resulted in you cheering for Toronto, then I hope Peter Karmanos returns to burn Connecticut to the ground.
I hope Peter Karmanos dies of stomach cancer in a part of the world completely unfamiliar with morphine.
How much does the Wolfpack hurt?
Meh. Whatever. I should go to more of their games, honestly. I think they’re in the play-offs for the Calder Cup this year but I have a hard time caring.
I will jump on the Calgary Flames’ bandwagon as soon as they make the playoffs.
Biden is doing pretty well at the Correspondents’ Dinner.
Had a good jab at MTG.
“Good to see the cable news networks here…MSNBC is here, owned by NBC Universal…Fox News, owned by Dominion Voting Systems…”
Terrific. Still not thrilled about having to vote for someone I wouldn’t trust behind the wheel of a car. While I am absolutely going to if (when) Biden is the Democratic nominee, this country needs to move past the current gerontocracy running it, and it needs to do so with a quickness, or we will be well and truly fucked to the point that we look back in 20 years and call these days the golden years.
To paraphrase The Onion, if the heat doesn’t kill the elderly (politicians) I will.
I fucking love Uncle Joe.
You’re just excited by the potential for a good hair sniffing (not a bad idea).
The Leafs advancing for the first time in 19 years is an ironic monkey’s paw twist on Sidney Crosby missing the playoffs.
I’m pretty sure it’s a sign of the coming apocalypse. All the little babies are going to burn! [scuttles across the ceiling]
The amount of sucking on the Leafs Dick that’s gonna happen up here in the next few days is gonna make Ms Akira below look like a nun
This is what you anti-Crosby types asked The Cryptkeeper for.
Was watching the Rangers-Devils game at a bar when my wife and I went out for dinner, (look, she chose the place so don’t give me any shit), and the woman next to me was, unbeknownst to me, a passionate Devils fan. I am rooting for the Rangers.
It’s 1-0 Devils when we sit down. Rangers tie it up. I say, loudly “yes!” just as she says, also loudly, “fuck!”
I felt it only fair to warn her that the jersey I was wearing, (Cleveland Barons), had a fight strap on it that I would clip to my belt if necessary. Then we bonded over our mutual hatred of Peter Karmanos and the Vichy Whalers.
Ask her if she has any experience with Devil’s Triangles. Then when she gets offended, say “relax, Karen, I was talking about the drinking game!”
“I’M A LAWYER AND I’M TRYING TO PRACTICE FOR MY SENATE HEARING TO GET ON THE SUPREME COURT YOU FUCKING BITCH!!” I scream, channeling my inner Brett Kavanaugh whilst spraying beer out of nearly every orifice of my body.
1. Anything from Portillos, but I am especially fond of their Italian beef, with hot peppers, dipped. And their chocolate cake is great. I would turn tricks for Portillos.
2. I have a deep and abiding love of the Egg McMuffin. Fuck off, haters, that is a righteous hangover helper.
3. Popeye’s chicken sandwich. Oh yes. But KFC has better coleslaw.
4.Wienerschnitzel hotdogs. But it has to be from one of the A- frame types that you drive through, like my favorite one in San Bernardino.
5. This one is gross, get ready. Give me a burrito supreme from Taco Bell, with 4 or 5 packets of their hot sauce. Yummy.
Mmmm Portillos
So proud that there are secret Taco Bell fans among us.
Some of us have always been vocal about it.
https://doorfliesopen.com/2017/10/09/your-2017-dolothrodo-recap/
Italian beef is so hard to find around here that I don’t count that as fast food. And you’re not wrong about the cole slaw.
If you ate at Taco Bell back when eight-tracks were a thing, you might remember the Combination Burrito. ‘Beef’, beans, cheese, and onions. That was my favorite. They’re not on the menu anymore, although it used to be a secret option. The last time I tried to order one, it was just, “Uh…” over the speaker.
Their chili cheese burrito, in the 90’s, was good too.
Mother fuck.
Oedipus is in the house!
THE LEAFENING has been delayed
Watch them get swept in the Second Round.
Boooooooooo
You’re right about the Baja Blast, the McDonald’s fries, and the Popeye’s chicken sandwich. I’ve eaten at Jack In the Box and In-n-Out one time apiece, so I don’t really have an opinion on them.
Being from WV, chili dog is on the list. Stewart’s or Midway in Huntington are the best IMO. It’s a thin sort of sauce, although a meatier sauce is good too.
And I’d put that pink slime Burger King chicken sandwich on the list, because I wasn’t raised right. Or a Big Mac. In fact, I’ll take them both and bump the Baja Blast to #6.
I recall reading that McD’s used to use beef tallow for deep-frying their french fries, fish sandwiches, and apple pies. They use vegetable oil for the fries and fish now, and the apple pies are baked.
No mention of Tudor’s?
Also, DiCarlo’s pizza in the Northern Panhandle. The particular location doesn’t really matter; they’re all a little different and all delicious.
My brother loves Tudor’s. I think it’s okay. It’s a good biscuit.
There’s a DiCarlo’s here where I live in central OH. I have a sister-in-law who grew up in Wheeling, and loves it. For those of you not in the know, a DiCarlo’s pizza is baked without cheese, then the mozzarella is put on it after it comes out of the oven. It’s different. It wasn’t the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten, but I doubt if I’m ever going to go get one.
Gianniamore’s (or something) in Wintersville, OH is fantastic, too.
Given your location, did you go to Rax?
The Baja Blast has to be frozen.
Cocaine Motorcycle Helicopter alert in Tampa.
Or as locals often refer to it, a typical Tuesday night in early August.
Every is perfectly fine with my family and everyone is perfectly sane and understanding. Also, when they strap me to the chair, let them know the murders were just.
Warden: “Do you have any last words”
Redshirt: “I regret nothing.”
4-6 Bob Stoopses about to knock out Wade Phillips’ 7-3 Houston Houstonians.
Game 6 in Tampa going to OT.
THE LEAFENING is still very alive.
Also, the Popeyes sandwich is so good. Lady Maestro heard me talk about it for ages and ages before it came to Canada and thought I was absolutely ridiculous to line up for it when it rolled into stores up here. Then I brought her one.
Now she’s completely on board and tries to find monthly excuses for us to get Popeye’s. God love her, she’s the best.
My brother had never tried the Popeye’s chicken sandwich until a couple of weeks ago. He sent my family text group a text saying how awesome the sandwiches were, and then blamed his wife for keeping him away from Popeye’s.
God, I want the Leafs to blow this so badly.
“Me too!” [gestures to pants zipper] – Buddy Cole
When you said “leafs” and “blow” I thought you were talking about Todd Marinovich’s new career in the gardening industry.
Reminded me of this:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rkqzo
Wendel Clark reference! Drink!
/Just kidding, I was already drinking.
He was briefly a Red Wing too
Another item for my list: the Sourdough Jack at Jack In The Box. It’s not the fanciest burger but it’s thoroughly reliable and I have probably ordered this item more than any other burger save the In N Out double double.
That is one of my favourites at Jack In The Box. Either my dad or I will get it every time.
It’s automatic.
If it was a double, I’d have it everytime. Until then, it’s the Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger plus the requisite 2 tacos.
Hippo, how would you rate:
-Cookout
-Bojangles
-Snoopy’s
You have the order right!
Goddamn. Miami girls be all like WHAAAAAAAAA
Oh yeah
I think I have to go to Seinfeld Night for the Cyclones.
So far today, Dirt Stillers have outscored the Dirt Ex-Danny Snyders 22-3, and the second game is in the sixth inning.
Also as Balls says an important part of this exercise is to tell him how he’s wrong and this week what he’s wrong about is “animal style”. There’s a reason it’s not on the regular menu and that’s because it’s just a gimmick that makes a big mess and doesn’t really taste good. The best part about it is the name.
Animal style is good for the fries, buhlee dat.
As you know, I love a big mess. The messier the better.
/Hippo judges me WASPily…
No breakfast items? I’ll have to give some thought to a full list but the Monster Biscuit from Carl’s Jr. is definitely going to be on my list.
Here’s my problem with Carl’s/Hardee’s: The product looks COMPLETELY different from the advertising. I get that none of them look like the ads, but this is Crying Game level deception.
The best kind of deception…
Bring back the All American burger!
I love me an egg McMuffin
THIS MEXICO CITY ALTITUDE, I CALL IT TWBS ON VACATION, BECAUSE IT’S HIGHER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!
Excellent and accurate.
The butt-pucker on the Ice Gints bench is reaching stellar core-like pressure.
At least Canadia can relax, their beloved Mapplethorpe Leafs are ahead.
I mean, it’s amazing they can skate AT ALL with bullwhips up their asses. (ppl really forget that)
I haven’t seen Akira have this difficulty getting touched since Senorita Weaselo’s Fafnir build in Royal.
/The Persona jokes will continue until someone scores a goddamn goal.
//Dick joke.
Did someone say Akira?
Should have used this last week for the Silver Linings item:
The Stillers crushed the Draft, the Dirt Stillers are about to win 20 games before May.
Is this 1974?
Really impressed with Omar. Great job by the Steelers in keeping him.
Don’t let Don T get on any planes
That is DARK.
Is Don T. short for Roberto?
Well a President is in huge legal trouble, so maybe?
Hopefully they solved the QB problem.
Excellent list!
I try not to eat much fast food (already fat enough), but…
1) Double-Double, no onions, add pickles
2) Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme – all the shitty-for-you ingredients, no mess
3) Arby’s Curly Fries – probably been 10 years, assume they’re still good.
4) Tommy’s – Double chili-cheeseburger with big ol tomato slice and pickles. Bonus points if you’re standing up eating it at Beverly & Rampart after a Doyers game.
5) Naugles – This chain is defunct, bet they had the best chocolate shakes, with little bits of chocolate mixed in.
And fuck Chick-fil-A in their evangelical prayerholes.
Totally with you on Tommy’s!! I was going to include it on the list but it’s not national, so I figured others wouldn’t relate.
I love the fact that you can smell the Tommy’s coming out of your pores if you sweat after eating.
It’s just SO bad for you; God alone knows what’s in the chili, but it’s perfect drunk food.
I wish everyone on DFO could experience Tommy’s once. Never mind In-n-Out. Anyone visiting LA should eat at Tommy’s.
Preferably the one on Beverly and Rampart, as you said. Rite of passage.
Which hole is the prayer hole?
Prayers can emanate from many holes.
McRib – has to be MCRIB
You could just dip an old slipper in cold catsup, save the trip
Blasphemy
Now without lettuce!
I’ve never had Baja blast but I thought that was also the name of what happens after you eat taco bell.
That’s how it got it’s name.
I always thought it was from a Mexican bukkake.
That seems more Balls’ area of expertise.
How did you enjoy that GWS game?
I liked it a lot
Mayonnaise is Satan’s jizz.
According to Louis CK, circa ~2007, I believe that Satan cums fire ants on the faces of people in Hell.
I have to say that maybe Satan’s Jizz is fire ants, and mayonnaise is something that he excretes somewhere else.
OK, Drew.