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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
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I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I can’t use this is side of DFO at the PSAP. Also, we bottomed out (heh heh “bottomed out” huh huh) at -9 degrees MURICKAN this morning.
Anyway, I’ll regale yinz later of the weirdness I experienced earlier, after it’s cleared with the Pittsburgh Police Homicide Unit.
In the meantime, feel free to wander aimlessly about until Weaselo posts his much better thread later.
/Aaron Glenn hiring press conference
Woody Johnson: “He’s a former player, a good man and he’s our next head coach, Aaron Glenn!”
Glenn: “Thanks everyone, questions?”
Reporter: “What’s your number one priority?”
Glenn: “The culture needs to be changed. People need to be held accountable.”
[a drone buzzes just over Glenn’s head]
Glenn: “What the hell?”
Woody: “GODDAMIT BRICK, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? YOU CAN ONLY BUZZ THE ASSISANT COACHES!”
Brick Johnson: [giggles, runs away]
Glenn: [turns to Woody, whispers] “This was explicitly in the contract! That’s 500k you owe me.”
Woody: [smiles] “He’s such an incorrigible boy.” [shakes his head]
Predicable pick.
TSN’s national hockey drivetime podcast-y hockey thingy spent 15 minutes discussing whether Auston Matthews would catch Leon Draitsel in goals. There was a brief break regarding, I don’t know, something. And now there’s talk of what center should be traded to the Leafs to shore up their depth.
/and you Americans complain about wall-to-wall Trump coverage
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Four illegals have been arrested for robbing Joe Burrow’s home.
Redshirt RN:
No, but it cause me to reevaluate Trump’s more aggressive views on Immigration, at least on the obviously criminal side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG9xzaFvz6s&pp=ygUeRnV0dXJhbWEgeW914oCZcmUgZnVsbCBvZiBjcmFw
That’s solid tag hustle!
I am thinking my new nickname for Elon Musk will be “Rolf”.
hey that besmirches a perfectly fine Muppet
So…Grimes is Liesl?
“Sixteen going on seventeen, you say?” – pedophile Matt Gaetz
Cant hear it anymore without saying “actually I’m 33.”
Off topic music discussion! What are your:
1) Favorite karaoke song to sing – at a bar, in a karaoke private room, etc with people as audience, not just your dog/cat/spouse/child/coworker trapped in the car with you
2) Favorite song you WANT to sing at karaoke, but not brave enough to actually do it
I’ll start:
1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4
2) https://youtu.be/r42P-n-Yjm0?si=gyQXm1sEUNuQMbcc
I haven’t been to karaoke in quite a long time, but this is currently at the top of my list.
Baller move: Sing #2 with a young boy on the stage. Just standing next to you.
1.) I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred, easy money to sing and perform and get a reaction.
also in run for me is Dragula depends on vibe.
2.) Frank’s Wild Years- would lose the crowd
1.Beatles, Hello Goodbye
2. I’m not afraid of anything, and I have karaoked the fuck out of I Touch Myself !
A very nice neighborhood.
Washington DC, 1/21/25
Quiet neighbors.
After realizing that nobody, and I mean nobody, was willing to work with him, the Jaguars have fired Trent Baalke.
I am attempting to back up the hard drive on my desktop computer (to a 2 TB thumb drive) before I do something drastic. It is currently copying files at a speed of 0 bytest/second.
Spraying some WD-40 into the USB port can help speed up the data transfer rate.
Twas 15 degrees US this am here. Up to a balmy 22 now. Regrettably I do have plans to go outside this evening, so pray for mojo.
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