2020 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)

Duchess - December 4, 2020December 4, 2020

[DOOR FLIES OPEN] Alright, Boys gather round its time for Coach Duchess to set you all straight. And by the looks of 2020 thats actually what you all need... looking at you Skylar. Now ya'll been running around here playing slap ass and goofing off... And you need someone to tell

Its Bye time for the Texans and Houston

DFOing Good

Duchess - October 24, 2017October 24, 2017

/insert witty paragraph //insert asinine youtube clip #content Now let's get down to business! What I Said "The fanbase is achieving sentience as they are starting to talk about rookie Deshaun Watson and how long Tom Savage will keep the starting spot warm for him." Half a game, Savage lasted half a game. Since then Watson has

Coach Duchess Takes a Knee

DFOing Good

Duchess - October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

*Blows Whistle Alright everybody bring it in! Take a knee, boys. Skylar god damn it I said take a knee not two a knee. Taking two knees are for girls, and you'll understand that when you get older. Now shut up everyone listen while I am talking to you. See boys this

No Ones 2017 – Texans Preview

Duchess - August 24, 2017August 24, 2017

There is a phenomenon you may have heard of called the Mandela Effect. This is the scariest thing you will find on the internet and the more you think about it the more you will be for internet censorship to keep these people away from each other. The internet has

25 Questions…

25 Questions

Duchess - August 24, 2017August 24, 2017

ahem... Wheres My Theme Music? Life is like playing for the Hurricanes, here on This Blog Footballs, laserfaces, Jets fail, it's a damn blog Might watch a miss field goal, or write about aliens in history! 25 Questions (woo oo) Thursday Duchess is out there making, 25 Questions (woo oo) Questions of daring-do anal and pop Culture Questions (woo

25 Questions… A Very Special Episode

Duchess - August 17, 2017August 17, 2017

"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." - F Scott Fitzgerald Me thinks our President is not one with a first-rate intelligence Trump said what now? I took my

25 Questions about… Cutler to the Dolphins

25 Questions

Duchess - August 10, 2017August 8, 2017

Have you ever gone to a bar and found that your favorite bartender was replaced by some guy named Steve? Well, I'm Steve, what can I get you? How many Chicago Bears fans have now made the Dolphins their AFC team? Is anyone really surprised he choose to get paid $10

Trubisky fumbles 3 snaps in practice drill and other news

Updates

Duchess - July 30, 2017July 30, 2017

ESPN noted that 1st Rounder Trubisky fumbled three times during practice the other day! THREE TIMES! Oh man, write him up as a bust right here right now! I have scoured my team sources and found out that the top 10 draft class is already circling the drain and may be

Duchess Goes to the Movies – Spider-Man Homecoming

DFOing Good

Duchess - July 11, 2017July 11, 2017

I watched Spider-Man Homecoming, and I loved the movie. I want to see more. I want to see this Spider-Man on a weekly basis learn about his powers and become the Amazing Spider-Man. The supporting cast is excellent, who wouldn't want to see more of Michael Keaton? More Happy? Yes

A Rational Look at the Bears 1st Round Trade

Updates

Duchess - May 1, 2017May 1, 2017

So, for the most part, folks are crapping on the Bears for moving up one spot from 3 to 2 in order to draft a franchise QB. The common consensus is that the Bears gave up a lot in order to move up one spot. But did they? Now yes I