I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview

Sep - September 11, 2015September 11, 2015

[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya'll wanna hear 'Freebird'? I am Irsay. Out of the last 15 years, my Colts have made playoff appearances in all but two seasons. In fact, since 2012, Indianapolis has been steered by

Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp

Sep - September 4, 2015September 4, 2015

[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain's Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR Mateys! Welcome to Captain Warren Sapp's 2015 Tampa Bay Bucs preview! I'm ye scurvy dawgs Captain, Warren Sapp. Joining me in this parlay as always is my faithful

Hang It Up, SON!

Sep - August 11, 2015August 11, 2015

Coffin Lid Flies Open Hey hey all! Hope this post finds you in good spirits. As many of you know by now, Ravens WR and notable baby pugilist Steve Smith announced his pending retirement at the end of the 2015 season. The boisterous and sometimes controversial player has decided to put

HR DUURRRRBY!

Sep - July 13, 2015July 13, 2015

The HR Derby is being simulcast on TWWL this evening. Due to technical difficulties, though, it is just a black abyss on the screen. My guess is this guy: And this guy: Combined to create a milquetoast singularity of suck that transported the Great American Ball Park and all it's inhabitants to

In Which We Address The Nostalgia Train…

Sep - June 12, 2015

Well well weeellllll... Looks like we're (I'm) back folks. First off, a big welcome to all you newcomers in the Bar Car of the KSK Express Train to Up For Whatever, USA. This one looks to be going off the rails faster than an Amtrak outside of Philadelphia, but enough

In Which We Address Mad Men…

Reflections

Sep - May 21, 2015

Look, I'm going to throw out a few disclaimers: 1. I hate hippies 2. I hate baby boomers 3. I hate baby boomers disguised at hippies. Now that we've found love, what are we gonna do. With it? Well, let me tell you. This motherfuckin' show Mad Men, in case you

But I’m A Placekicker!

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Sep - May 6, 2015

Hey Journal. I know I've been distant, but between my janitor job at The Dairy Queen and my promotion to Lead Tire Shiner at the Super Suds I haven't had time to sit and think. Except on Friday nights while I wait for my true passion: to kick the pigskin through

Oh Disney/ABC/ESPN, You Lovable Scamps

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Sep - April 1, 2015

http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/images/UV_2EB/schiano-board-9601.jpg HAHAHAHAHA! April Fool's!! /turns on SportsCenter Bristol just upped it's GRIT by 1000%

But I’m A Placekicker!

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Sep - March 19, 2015

http://glowingscenes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/diary0031.jpg Excerpt from the journal of Jaxson Hill, Placekicker for the West Bay High Broncos. Hey Journal, I know its been awhile since I wrote you. Ive been really busy with my AP classes (Miss Crocket is making us read To Kill a Mockingbird, which is really cutting into my time to

That Feeling…

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Sep - March 13, 2015

http://www.dedleg.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/homer_face_melt.gif When it's Friday the 13th and you gotta work on Saturday. This is worse than Valentine's Day!!