I am taking over Saturday night duties. Which, until JV NFL starts, will be kind of awkward and empty. I don't even have EPL results to bitch about today (United humped Everton 4-nil in a friendly, but that's MOAR LIEK "sun rose in the East" kind of news). Someone mentioned (maybe
Author: King Hippo
Fantasy F*ckfest 2021 (the Evening Edition)
Below follows Part 2 of our Roundtable, which doubles as evening Open Thread. Three commenters represent Murrika, and 3 for Canadia. No moose were injured in the compiling of this "thought." reverendmayhem 9:43 AM New Question: who will be the late round/low auction price quarterback who makes you kick yourself for passing up? The
Fantasy F*ckfest 2021 (the Morning Edition)
Below follows Part 1 of our Roundtable, which doubles as morning Open Thread. Three commenters represent Murrika, and 3 for Canadia. No moose were injured in the compiling of this "thought." king_hippo 9:38 AM This is the 2021 DFO Fantasy Roundtable Fuckfest thread. I have to fill Sabado noche as well as morning,
Donks In The Year of Our Plague LAWD 2021!
Praise Jeebus, proper FITBAW is just around the corner. And though GAMBLOR is open for many Central European futbol leagues...my soul is turning to MOAR violent matters. Injuries and woeful quartered backing have basically killed the last two Donks seasons in the crib. As such, Don Fangio has (rightfully, in my view)
Tales From Pretend 2110-11
Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!
Abandoning Reality and the European Euros
European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!
That's right, fuckos. It's nut-cuttin' time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It's been a fun tournament, so hopes are high. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg But remember, kids, never ever have hope. Wales v. Denmark - in Amsterdam (Noon, ESPN) Emotional favoUrites Denmark get kinda sorta home pitch for this? Seems
Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!
That's right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing celebrates black power like the European Euros! A good 2/3 (which is MOAR than 3/5 ,, ppl forget that) of the squadrons think it's bad to be
Sabado European Euros Fever Thread
Dreams Like This Must Die (‘Everton, That’ Edition)
Yeah, it's been a bad week. There is no silver lining. Reportedly, Everton only received minimal (or even ZERO) compensation from the Real Cuntfaces of Madrid. Sure, Ancelotti (no MOAR affectionate nickname) will be lucky to survive the season at the Bernebau. No, I don't care whether I spelled it correctly,
Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Colombia!
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers of the space/time continuum) CONCACAF Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Obligatory Hippo Speak – they’s