Author: Don T

Props to Chris Wesseling: Sunday Pre-Preseason Etc. Etc.

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Hey hey. It’s been tense around here lately. My computer’s Backspace and Enter keys stopped working, completely unresponsive to my gentle touch, pleading taps, and shouting at them “I shit on your mother and your whole family of control keys!” in español. But overall it’s been a mostly hinged summer,

All Pleasure No Guilty: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

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Yesterday at twilight, I was having some port and admiring my collections of Colombian emeralds and Nigerian schlong memes. Then I wondered how many people shared my passion for massive girth. To be honest, I don’t usually care how popular are the things I like. Usually. To be honest Part II:

Kicking Down: Mundialito Revue

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Good morning to everyone, especially to those somewhat disappointed right now. I know, I know. King Hippo doth rawk, but I requested to substitute. So I am familiar with your feeling let down, but… South Korea’s own Ulsan HD exited the Mundialito with three losses, scored two goals and showed NOTHING

Distractions, More Distractions Plz: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

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Buenas, buenas. On the banner, for the second day in a row, is Chelita. Chelita is the most delightful creature ever cat sat (sitted?) at Chez T. She was in the house for around two weeks and always, without fault, used her litter box. Folks, the easiest way into my

Mundialito Fever

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¡Buenos días, damas y engendros! Which I extend with heartfelt sincerity. Broke out the ¡ and everything. King Hippo kindly ceded the spot this AM and the cat in the picture is my way of saying: Hippo, you rock and are 100% right in so many things. One example, the thorough

Dear Spawn:

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[Ed. Note: I'm proud of this re-run brrRAAAAP /designated driver peels off] I can’t believe it’s been 7 hours since my first drink and you haven’t even TEXTED to wish me a Happy Father’s Day. The barkeep wouldn’t let me get a word in because he kept droning about his ingrate

On Simmer – Sunday Open Etc. Etc.

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Good evening, beautiful gente. On a hunch, I got a blood pressure monitor last Thursday. I've been using it and let me tell ya: it’s an empty win getting a "No" on hypochondria. Yeah yeah, I can already hear the first piece of health advice: take it easier at work.   Psht;