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2019 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Results)

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blaxabbath - February 2, 2020February 2, 2020
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A solid 2019 to all. Just wanted to give credit where credit is due. Submissions are here and your Pro Bowl Week Quotables results are below.  

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2019 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - January 28, 2020
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Your penultimate 2019 NFL season Quotables is below.  

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2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)

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blaxabbath - January 24, 2020January 24, 2020
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My birthday is Sunday so I'm trying to get out of here early today. And that means getting this non-work related obligation out of the way as well. So, with submissions here -- below are your conference round Quotables results.

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2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - January 21, 2020January 20, 2020
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Good weekend? Good weekends. So I'm trying to get some other work done here and am just going to jump right to your Quotables Conference Round submissions.

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2019 Quotables – Divisional Round (Results)

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blaxabbath - January 17, 2020January 17, 2020
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Ok, big football weekend coming at ya! Hope you got all the rust knocked off because this week will be the last football you got before The Big Game festivities (featuring the Pro Bowl, which is so watered down anymore that I expect to see Cam starting against Andrew Luck

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2019 Quotables – Divisional Round (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - January 14, 2020January 14, 2020
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So I made it back from Colorado just in time to assemble this weeks Quotables. I didn't catch any of the games myself so didn't know where to look for highlights -- and it shows! As for you Front Rangers, I don't know how anyone lives in such cold. That

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2019 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Results)

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blaxabbath - January 10, 2020January 10, 2020
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Only 38 submissions? Damn, either I didn't show up (like the New England offense last week) or y'all didn't bring anything (like the New England offense last week). But that doesn't really matter. I got a half day today so I can catch a flight to Denver this afternoon. Blaxito

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2019 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - January 8, 2020January 8, 2020
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Wild Card Weekend, eh? Got some overtime, got some injuries, got some low-scoring NFL action. Yessir, the postseason is in full swing. And for you all, Quotables. Please see your Wild Card Weekend submissions below.

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2019 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)

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blaxabbath - January 3, 2020January 3, 2020
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Happy New Years to all (except our Chinese readers....we don't aim here at [DFO] to be exclusionary...). Submissions are here and below please find your Week 17 Quotables results.

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2019 Quotables – Week 17 (Submissions)

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blaxabbath - December 31, 2019December 30, 2019
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This is it, folks. The end of the regular season. And for most of your teams, Quotables is the last place you'll get to see "highlights" of your favorite team, outside of the Sports Illustrated team videos that come with your subscriptions [I assume, anyways]. As for me, if you haven't

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