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2019 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)
Friday before Christmas time off (well, I need to run in on Monday to help deliver Adopt A Family stuff but that’s fine because,…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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2019 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)
I wrote a lot yesterday so I’m shucking off word count requirements today. Plus I gave you a ninth bonus Quotable entry for Week…
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2019 Quotables – Week 14 (Delayed Results)
I didn’t do results on Friday because I unfortunately spent that morning putting down one of my dogs and enjoying the post-euthanasian day. So,…
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2019 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)
One interesting note, for whoever is going to be building the inevitable [DFO] wikipedia page, it appears that 2019, Week 13 was the first-ever…
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2019 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)
I didn’t get these up on Friday on account of I was driving home from Tucson. Still — and I’m not naming who, Sill…
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2019 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)
I’m running a bit behind because I’m taking off tomorrow to drive blaxito & fam to Tucson so he can spend the next week…
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2019 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)
Damn. So Mitch Trubisky sure became an easy target during this weeks Quotables submissions (which can be seen here). I didn’t see that coming.…
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2019 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)
Alright! I don’t even think we need to wait for tonight’s Chefs/Heretics MNF tilt to get to YOUR Week 11 Quotables submissions. Also, I’m…
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2019 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)
It’s only week 10 and Brandon Rudolph makes his second Quotables banner image appearance. Now, I’m not telling any guy who is 5-5 and…