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2019 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)
Here’s the deal, I think today’s entries are an improvement on last week’s. Therefore, I am phoning in the text portion of this post.…
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2019 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)
I ain’t got a lot to say today because our office is doing our little Thanksgiving potluck here shortly. As many of you know,…
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2019 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)
Look, I hate the NFC East as much as anyone. The teams are always overrated and they get all kinds of coverage because, hey,…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #16
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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2019 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)
So today is Friday. I was out on some cold project site this morning thinking, “This is the end of my week when I…
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2019 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)
It’s Halloween Week here at [DFO] and I’ve got a number I’m working on so I won’t be spending too much time on the…
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2019 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)
I feel like I say this every week I’m guest hosting Quoteables, but holy shit are you guys good at this. Between the clever…
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2019 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)
Welcome to week 7’s Quotables. There was actually some football consumed this weekend by yours truly, and it wasn’t just the JV Disciples of…
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2019 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)
Happy Friday and welcome back to Quotables, [DFO]’s most popular in-season weekly feature (according to Rasmussen polling) so Suck It, Hippo Think! A strong…
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2019 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)
Okay. Here you go. Please use the below gifs to produce entertaining commentary. These are your Week 6 Quotables submissions.