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2019 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)
Welcome to Friday everyone! You did it! I did it! WE did it! And what a week it has been. I was lucky enough…
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2019 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)
Greetings glorious Commentists. This is your Low Commander of the Super Soldiers filling in for the usual GIF miner, Blax, who I can only…
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2019 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)
I’m flying back from Santa Fe as I write this. Neat place. I picked up a Savannah of the southwest vibe, personally. Nonetheless, I…
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2019 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)
This week will be the only impeachment submissions day we enjoy. Some of you may not care for it but, let’s be honest here,…
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2019 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)
Friday, amirite guys and gal readers? My week has been full so, before I get to your Week 3 Quotables results, I just want…
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2019 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)
I’m late. And when you’re this late, you don’t get to talk. So here. Enjoy you Week 3 Quotables submissions below.
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2019 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)
Alright! Week 2! Looks like we’re all getting the rust knocked off and….you know, I’m not even going to worry about word count here.…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #15
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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2019 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)
What do you want me to say here? That I told you so? That 2019 had all the makings of a dog sh*t season…
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2019 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)
This previously-recorded edition of Quotables results is available on tape-delay because I am using today (Friday) to travel to Huntington Beach for a work…