I have gathered the DFO luminaries Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy to assist me in breaking down the coming season.
Q - How was your summer?
Gratliff: I have not seen a sporting event I care about since the Flyers were eliminated in mid-March. I want to die.
WhyEaglesWhy: WELL ACTUALLY, it’s winter here in the Land
There may be no more clearer evidence of the team’s regression than the task of writing this falling to me. Folks, our beloved Iggles are pedestrian as fuck. Hangover isn’t the word for it. It’s not like they’ve just collapsed. They’re on the “I just got the promotion I was
Hi there, how is it going? When we last wrote about the Eagles the date was November 14th 2017,
You see ole Nick was far too talented to stay in Philly so he had to head out and see the world so he plied his trade in St. Louis for RAMMIT
Well here we are on the bye week and I have to say I never thought that the Eagles would be having the best record in the league. Hell, I would have been happy if they were 5-4 but still staring up at the unmentionables in the division. Through the
Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in.
The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic of choice when suddenly there is a knock on the door. Through the marijuana haze MTWV peers through the window and falls back asleep.
LITRE COLA :I guess