NFL Disintegration

ballsofsteelandfury - February 7, 2016February 6, 2016

There is a reason this is being posted in the middle of the night. Now, to get the full experience, follow along: Light a black candle Light a clove incense stick Turn the lights off Hit Play on the YouTube link below and scroll in time with the lyrics Oh I miss the kiss of

Superb Owl Food Suggestions.

laserguru - February 6, 2016

Greetings and Happy Football Game Eve! I wanted to do a real quick cheap ass knock off of a post in case you are running short on food suggestions for the Big Game Day tomorrow. Some of these recipes are easy some are not and I'm going to throw in some

Zooper Bol “L” Pre-dick-toons: Charlie Kelly

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 5, 2016February 5, 2016

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The winds of s**t are blowin’ in Santa Clara, Randyman.

The Maestro - February 5, 2016July 26, 2017

[EXT. A rundown trailer in a trailer park in Nova Scotia, bright and early on a sunny Sunday morning. We hear deep snoring coming from inside the trailer. Cut to INT, where the rundown trailer is strewn about with assorted liquor bottles, cheeseburger wrappers, and what may or not be

Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer

WCS - February 5, 2016February 3, 2016

I'm not here to talk about that thing that's happening over the weekend. I'm here to talk about #content and #branding! That's what we're really interested in. People love #content, and they love #brands! Are you #upforwhatever? Here at Uproxx, we sure are! Whatever the cost, whatever it takes! Readers don't

El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl

ballsofsteelandfury - February 1, 2016February 1, 2016

Hello! I'm Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl preview. I didn't really want to because I don't really follow sports, but she sorta forced me to... /shudders Anyhoo, even though the Vegas Police Department thinks I've been

The Super Bowl & Canadian TV regulations: so much misplaced nationalism.

Beerguyrob - January 30, 2016

**Ahem** In respect of my fellow Commentists, I realize this might be a boring topic to you, considering that “Canada” is usually nothing more in your mind than a lower drinking age and where your first boy/girlfriend came from. (I know him/her; they told me about that summer at camp. The

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 29, 2016January 28, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Yeah Right, Pirate Sloth and Redshirt are reclining on the couch watching pro wrestling. Yeah Right: So...I mean, there's no football on? Redshirt: Nope. Yeah Right: No high school games? Maybe a classic college replay? Redshirt: Nope. Pirate Sloth (reading the TV listings in the newspaper):

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 18)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 22, 2016January 21, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm has a panel in Moose's head open and is doing some rewiring while Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van watch TV with Moosemas Gorilla and Horatio Cornblower. Doktor Zymm: It vould be easier to do zis in my lab, you know. Future

The Curse of Oak Island, Part the Third

Horatio Cornblower - January 17, 2016January 16, 2016

Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia. For more than 200 years people of all types and backgrounds have searched for treasure supposedly hidden away on the island. To date almost nothing has been found. Still people continue to pursue the

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 15, 2016January 14, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. There's a large tarp over the huge hole in the wall. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still grinning and immobile, is propped up in a corner, dressed in a tuxedo and holding a martini glass in his hand. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is on the couch

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 8, 2016January 8, 2016

The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz: This is the place? What a dump. Lord Revisisle (checking his cell phone): This is where the GPS brought us. 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly: This place is spooky.