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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 57)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where the DFOers are gathered for Thanksgiving. Beerguyrob is working the bar and chatting with King Hippo,…
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Balls’ Day Out: The Grand Tour taping
I made reference to this a while back, but, now that the show has aired, I can finally provide a behind-the-scenes look at what…
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“Forget The Fireworks Factory, Blow The Whole Damn Thing Up” – A Walking Dead Recap
Man, I don’t even know anymore… He’s dead; get over it. Thanks to Seamus for covering last week while I was off doing research…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 56)
The scene: Future Moose’s opulent (if virtual) bedchambers. Moose is there with Ballsofsteelandfury, who is in the virtual form of Future Clone Debbie Harry.…
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Your “Worst Uninvited House guest in EVAR!!” Walking Dead Recap
Greetings fellows and fellettes. For this week’s recap of The Slowest Show On Earth…errr The Walking Dead, I’m filling in for the lovely and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 55)
The scene: 150 million years ago. Early afternoon. Before lunch, but long enough after breakfast that you’re getting peckish. You’re thinking of those Diggler’s…
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Your “Ugh, More Torture Porn?” Walking Dead Recap
I think I may have reached the “tuning out” phase of my “Walking Dead” relationship. Oh, as always, Anyway, this episode (“The Cell”) is…
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I Need to Talk About “Doctor Strange”
So, I saw “Doctor Strange” Friday afternoon. I almost didn’t. There were two of these sitting behind me They wouldn’t shut up during the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 54)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s semi-secret laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is wearing surgical magnifying glasses and working on the android body of…