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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 64)
The scene: The open road, just a ways from the Door Flies Open clubhouse, purt near the edge of town and a stone’s throw…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 63)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s car, where Future Moose is driving Zymm back to the DFO clubhouse from Wally’s World of Waffles. Man in Plaid…
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Everyone on the Internet is wrong: A Balls Wild Card Preview
As you already know, we have four games this weekend. That much there is no argument about. As to who will win, that’s where…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 62)
The scene: An unnamed bar in the Free and Sovereign State of Chihuahua, Mexico. Ballsofsteelandfury is sitting at a table in a dark corner,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 61)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the Moosemas party is in full swing. The music is loud, the Moosemas Brew is flowing freely, and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 60)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s laboratory, where she is finally completing her work on Future Moose. Zymm is wearing her super-sciencey microscopic glasses and inserting…
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“How R Babbies Maid?” – Individual Complaints to the FCC About The Walking Dead
As expected, people complained about the season premiere of “The Walking Dead”. Specifically, about this: Also about Negan’s flowery language, but mostly the violence.…
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“The Episode That Saved The Season” – The ‘Fall Finale’ Walking Dead Recap
Well, this was the best episode of the season so far. It’s just too bad there was so much garbage in between it and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 59)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Zymm has a pair of super hi-tech surgical magnifying glasses on, and is carefully working…
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“Paying For Dinner & Drinks But No Kiss Goodnight” – A Walking Dead Recap
The warning on that gate seems like a motto for the season, doesn’t it? This week: Multiple characters! In multiple storylines! A 90-minute episode! Finally,…
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