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A Night at the Opera: BOLTMANIAN RHAPSODY
♫ Set to the music of “Bohemian Rhapsody” from Queen ♫ FANS: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 68)
The scene: The dark, dank dungeon of the Castle of Death, where the DFOers are being held prisoner. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Covalent Blonde,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 67)
The scene: The Moosemobile, with Covalent Blonde behind the wheel. She is currently navigating the long, twisting road leading up a craggy hill to…
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Oscars 2017: I’m Sorry, I Don’t Know Anything About La La Land
I told myself I was going to try to keep my Oscar posts a little shorter this year. So far, well… Here are your…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 66)
The scene: The open highway, where Moosemas Gorilla and Horatio Cornblower are driving down the road in a 1961 Corvette convertible. Moosemas Gorilla is…
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Your “Super Bowl Bye Week is the Worst Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Because there’s nothing going on. There’s even a lack of good rumours, partially because most job openings have been filled. It just means time…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 65)
The scene: A dark, foreboding castle, high up on a craggy hill. The moon is full, a bright beacon in the inky blackness of…
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A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?
Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 64)
The scene: The open road, just a ways from the Door Flies Open clubhouse, purt near the edge of town and a stone’s throw…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 63)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s car, where Future Moose is driving Zymm back to the DFO clubhouse from Wally’s World of Waffles. Man in Plaid…