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Your 2017 Daytona 500 Open Thread
My father-in-law is a big NASCAR fan. Which is weird since he’s in Southern California, (unless he’s been washed away over the last week;…
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Your “Oscars Eve Razzie Night” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Bienvenido a la noche del sábado, Commentistas. If you are on the verge of either going out, or **shudder** talking to relatives, the Razzies…
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Oscar Preview 2017: Best Pictures
I was planning on holding my favorite cluster of categories till Saturday, but it’s been a long-ass week and you all deserve something fun…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 70)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It’s deserted, aside from Unsurprised, PK and Future Clone Debbie Harry, who are all inside. Future Clone Debbie Harry:…
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Oscar Preview 2017: Lights and Sounds
Outside of football season, one of my favorite events to share with you fine folks has always been the Oscars. Back during the KSK days,…
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“As The Apocalypse Turns” – A “The Walking Dead” Review
Just so we’re clear: Sorry not sorry there was no review of last week’s episode. I was busy. Boy howdy – a lot of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 69) Special King-Size Edition!
The scene: A little-used U.S./Mexico border crossing, where a border patrol officer is showing a young rookie the ropes. Border Patrol Officer: Now, y’see,…
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An “AAAAARGH!!1!1!1” Rant About Canadian Broadcasting Rules
So, for those of you who pay attention, I’m a Canadian. You can’t deport me, because I’m safely ensconced north of the border. But…
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25 Questions About the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”
I’ve changed the title a bit, but we’re back with 25 questions. I want to keep it at 25 although I am totally tempted…
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Your “How Disappointed Will I Be?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, “The Walking Dead” returns tonight. I haven’t given up, but I’m not exactly paying close attention anymore. The highs & lows of the…