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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 54)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s semi-secret laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is wearing surgical magnifying glasses and working on the android body of…
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Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap
There’s a saying: The pessimist looks down and loses his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and…
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88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists
For the young’uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let’s get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 53)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where Cookiethulhu has just pulled the Man in Plaid #2 out of his mouth in front of…
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Your “It Was The Sodom and Gomorrah Show” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Well, Bruce Arians got his “bullshit response” from the League. Bobby Wagner’s leaps were legal because the contact was considered “incidental”. According…
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Your “Negan Is Who We Thought He Was!” Walking Dead Recap
Not that I should have to warn you, but Anyway… First off, it sure was nice of the NFL to flex a…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 52)
A note to our loyal readers: Here at the busy offices of Hard Ride To Nowhere we’re sure to read each and every piece…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 51)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse. A meeting is in progress. In attendance are Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, Ballsofsteelandfury, WCS, Marc Trestmans Windowless…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 50)
The scene: Future Moose’s bedchamber. It’s still yuuuge. And Future Clone Debbie Harry is still pillow-fighting Future Clone Lynda Carter in a seemingly endless…