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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 49)
The scene: Wally’s World of Waffles, where Future Clone Debbie Harry and PK are finishing off a 36-inch waffle. Granted, most of the ingestion…
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Your “All My Rowdy Friends Came Over And Wrecked The Show” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Notes: Greg Hardy has become more untouchable due to his arrest for alleged cocaine possession. So, yay! Dez Bryant ‘missed’ his MRI on…
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Bonus BattleBots Recap: Rumble Edition!
So they finally posted all the rumbles (the last one took a week to repost because they fucked up the sponsor stuff in post…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 48)
The scene: Future Moose’s future palace bedchamber. It’s pretty opulent. And by “pretty opulent,” I mean it’s yuuuge. Like, seriously big. Think of the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 47)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, hours after the NFL Opening Day game. The DFOers are still partying hard, because football is back! And also…
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HRTN Opening Day Special
The scene: Out front of the DFO clubhouse. DFO prospect Cookiethulhu is busy sweeping up the street when Beerguyrob comes out of the clubhouse…
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BattleBots Finale and Awards Blowout!
All right, it’s that time, for the last time, it’s robot fighting time. For old friends, welcome back! For new friends, welcome to the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 46)
The scene: An empty road somewhere in the Midwest, where Future Moose recently ran someone over. That someone is now biting Moose on the…
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Senor’s BattleBots Recap and Finale Preview!
Greetings from a remote location somewhere. I’m your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and this is the thing where I talk about the robots. Better…
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Live On Periscope: Tío Salamanca Gives Fantasy Draft Strategy
[3:30 sunlight shines into nursing home room with top production values.] Door Flies Open: Oh, Tío! Who knew that underneath your insatiable bloodlust there was…