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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 45)
The scene: Somewhere in the Midwest. At night. On a deserted road. It’s kind of spooky. It’s even spookier because there’s a body in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 44)
The scene: Somewhere in the Midwest. Future Moose is driving his new car…which isn’t really new. In fact, it’s kind of old. And a…
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BattleBots Olympic Special: The Top 20 BattleBots Fights of All Time, Part 2
Welcome back to another week of filler while BattleBots is on Olympic break. Last week we went over the 11th to 20th-best fights in BattleBots history…
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BattleBots Olympic Break: The 20 Greatest BattleBots Fights, Part 1
Hi everyone, Senor back from two weeks of playing musical theater for a two-week break before going back to play more musical theater. Which…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 43)
The scene: The John Tyler Junior High Dungeons & Dragons club. A young Percival Po sits behind his Dungeon Master screen, rolling a variety…
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Battlebots Recap: Episode 6
Last night saw the first four matches in the Sweet Sixteen, with the second four coming next week. Here’s what you missed: Minotaur vs. Warhead…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 42)
The scene: Mrs. Grigsby’s third-grade class. Young Percival Po is standing at the front of the classroom, showing off his robot drawing for show…
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[DFOnline] A $20 million Video Game Tournament
The task of describing what DOTA (pronounced “doh-tuh”) is, and why it’s such a huge deal in the gaming world is a difficult task.…
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Conflicted Feelings About Confusing Shit
Christmas is almost here. And I don’t mean that fucking bullshit holiday where I spent a million dollars on gifts and hear my kids…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Cocktail Hour
If there’s any one trend in beer that I’ve been especially hesitant to adopt, it’s the beer cocktail. When I want a beer, I…