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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 40)
The scene: Space! The final frontier! This is the voyage of the unnamed rocket that is currently propelling Professor Po past the stratosphere. But…
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Not a BattleBots Preview: Let the Wars Begin… Again
Evening all. If anyone wants to know who I’m picking this week on BattleBots, I’ve got Razorback over Ghost Raptor, Warhead over Complete Control…
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Live On Periscope: The Oracle Talks Free Agent Signings
Kinda OK video of a well-lit, plain kitchen; the audio is loud and clear. Door Flies Open: …right there on the big toe. But…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 39)
The scene: Inside Professor Po’s secret base, where the DFOers are scrambling madly down the hallway as the entire facility rumbles ominously. Doktor Zymm:…
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BattleBots Way-Too-Late Recap, Way-Too-Early Preview, and Prediction Standings
SAAAAAAN FRAAAAAANCIS… oh right, they’re in LA this year, silly me. So, we are now officially into the knockout rounds of this year’s BattleBots…
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A Selekshun Uff Phrases From Recent Posts Zat Vould Make Goot Werner Herzog Moofie Titles
My Pitiful Human Experience The Familial History of Schizophrenia Your Absent Stepfather Lost To Iceland This Wonder Site of Dreams and Wishes Roving Packs…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 38)
The scene: A dorm at Miskatonic University, many years ago. A young Percival Po, in a white suit and black, open-collar shirt, a bouquet…
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BattleBots Recap: Preliminary Rounds and Bracket Preview
One round of the 2016 BattleBots tournament is in the books! Or zero rounds, depending on what you want to call it. 48 robots…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 37)
The scene: A jail cell in the depths of the base on the dreaded island of Professor Po. The three DFOers being held captive…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 36)
The scene: A beach on the Jungle Island of Professor Po. Doktor Zymm’s yuuuuge RV drives up onto the sand out of the ocean.…