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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 37)
The scene: A jail cell in the depths of the base on the dreaded island of Professor Po. The three DFOers being held captive…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 36)
The scene: A beach on the Jungle Island of Professor Po. Doktor Zymm’s yuuuuge RV drives up onto the sand out of the ocean.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 35)
The scene: An island jungle. Covalent Blonde is running through the foliage, carrying Yeah Right piggyback, with King Hippo lumbering behind. King Hippo: Keep…
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Your “Is It June-uary Where You Live?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Pete Carroll says it’s cool that Nate Robinson wants to try out, but has a slim likelihood of making a team, let…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 34)
The scene: Under the Pacific, where Doktor Zymm’s yuuuge RV rolls across the ocean floor. Inside, the DFOers are as yet unaware of their…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 33)
The scene: Key West, Florida. Tourists and passers-by line the street, walking along casually. It’s just another quiet afternoon…until the pedestrians begin screaming and…
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Senor Weaselo’s Guide to BattleBots, Part 3
So here we are, the third and final installment of our bot-by-bot preview of this season’s BattleBots. Twenty or so more robots, some may…
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Senor Weaselo’s Guide to BattleBots, Part 2
Greetings. Last time we took a look at the first twenty hopefuls for this year’s BattleBots Giant Nut. Let’s take a look at another…
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Senor Weaselo’s Guide to BattleBots, Part 1
Hockey and basketball seasons are coming to a close, and we still need our fix of sports in the warm summer months, because we…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 32)
The scene: The road, man. That endless blacktop that takes you from here to there, but in the end you went nowhere because what…