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![[DFOnline] Watch some Overwatch](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Overwwatch1.jpg)
[DFOnline] Watch some Overwatch
In case you didn’t know, and if you didn’t then you haven’t been watching any TV, Blizzard Entertainment’s new team-based face shooter, Overwatch, is…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 9
Collingwood beat us last year in a game they shouldn’t have. They were coming off a big victory last week and we were feeling good…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 31)
The scene: Inside the green Prius, where Wolfman Rob is driving like a madman with Ballsofsteelandfury and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers in…
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Live On Periscope: Jaqen H’gar Talks AFC South & 2016 Draft
Hardly illuminated video of shadowy, jumpy images. The audio is a bit grainy, but clear. Jaqen H’gar: *In a deliberate, paused enunciation* Come forth,…
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DFO Romance Report: Charlie Whitehurst and Jewel
Charlie Whitehurst is one of those lucky fellas who is employed as a backup quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts in the National Football League.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 30)
The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Ballsofsteelandfury is there with Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, who is now wearing…
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A Voicemail Salute to Sterling Mallory Archer
During these dark, feces-filled times that we call April through July (Most Glorious Draft Weekend aside), one must find cold comfort where one can.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 29)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where there is a meeting of the membership under way. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris sits at the head of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28.5)
The scene: Downtown, in a traffic jam. Brocky is sitting impatiently in his car, listening to the 2016 NFL Draft Day 2 pre-show. Brocky…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Draft Day Special
The scene: A used car lot in Key West, where Future Moose, Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are perusing the inventory.…