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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 3)
The scene: Poolside at the motel in Key West, one week later. Old School Zero is in a recliner near the pool while Marc…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 2)
The scene: Spring Break in Key West, Florida! Old School Zero and Future Moose are checking out their motel room when the door flies…
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I’ll miss Andrew Siciliano most of all
I did it. I finally did it. I called Directv up and told them not to renew my NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. This was…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 1)
The scene: Key West, Florida. Guys in swimsuits and gals in bikinis line the streets while Future Moose and Old School Zero drive down…
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An Open Letter to King Hippo, Sill Bimmons, and the other EPL lovers/La Liga haters
Dear Invisible Imaginary Internet Friends, Please don’t take this post the wrong way. I love international football just like you do. I like Rebecca…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 26)
The scene: The basement of the creepy house where the Angry Girl Scout dwells. JJ Fozz, Lord Revisile, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Ballsofsteelandfury are chained to…
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The Gang Runs Into Negan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFIDLMliHo So yeah….when last we saw the gang from ATL, they had agreed to protect the interests of the Hilltoppers by basically becoming the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 25)
The scene: The highway to Las Vegas. Doktor Zymm is driving and Moosemas Gorilla is taking up the backseat, Horatio on his shoulder. Otto’s…
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Straight White Super Bowl 2016: Oscars Recap
The Oscars were last weekend. Let’s see how my predictions did. Best Picture, Best Director, Acting Awards (5/6) I missed only one of the…