Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 4 Recap and Open Thread

Welcome back to the Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread! Let's get right to it! *** What Happened? Kendal boned Alexcys. That much is obvious. As to where he boned her (besides his bedroom) is unknown. However, unless he employed the rarely-used missionary-anal technique, I'm guessing it was the traditional location.

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 3 Recap and Open Thread

Welcome back to the Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread! Let's get right to it! *** What Happened? They really milked the shit out of this episode. We only got to see the rest of the bonfire videos, the couples asking their singles out for the second date, and then the actual

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 2 Recap and Open Thread

As we discussed last week, I will be doing weekly recaps as in previous years. I do realize this is an Open Thread and we don't want to turn this into a novel, so I'll give you the vital information in a new condensed format for easy reading and

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 1 Recap and Open Thread

So a REALLY funny thing happened last week! We found out by listening through the very thin walls of the DFO clubhouse that one of our DFO commentists (identity hidden to protect the perverted) had a professional appointment with one of the singles featured on the show! It was only

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread

You can tell that 2021 is already a better year than 2020 because TEMPTATION ISLAND is back!!! Yes, it's true that we can have nice things even though we masturbate. Back again as host is the dreamy Mark L. Walberg. That blue shirt matches his eyes. Perfect. The first episode is

Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition

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Ye Olde Hippo decided to boycott this year's game for one reason or another. Maybe he knew that Brady would win and he didn't want to be subjected to the never-ending dick-slobbering that would ensue. It's funny because I thought that RTD was the one that was trying to cut

Sexy Soccer Saturday Morning Open Thread and Champions League Group Stage Review

Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn't count as football. It's on par with Russian military parades and North Korean Dear Leader rallies as far as the propaganda machine goes. So, I am completely ignoring it and focusing on the

The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3

The title of this episode was "Guilt Ridden" but it really should have been "White Ashley's Ass Comes Out". There will be a screenshot and I will scour the Internet for gifs. It's.... something. Episode 3 aired on Thursday night last week when the Minnesota Vikings beat the

The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2

Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to be better than last season. I mean shit started happening REAL QUICK! Episode 2 aired on Thursday night last week when the Kansas City

Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island Talk!

Oh, kids! I was scanning YouTube last week (Wednesday, to be exact) looking for the latest How To Drink video and I saw an ad for a familiar friend: Temptation Island. When I clicked on it, I realized that it wasn't really so much an ad but the entire first

WTF with…

So, like many of you, I'm sitting here watching TV and I see things that make me say WHAT THE.... (please note they don't let me swear in the first 40 words). Anywhoo, I figured I'd start a new occasional series of posts having to do with the weird things in