Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about. Take it away, Onion scientists! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE Yeah, no arguing with the data. At least we have some mild distractions: Iowa State (+2) v. Arizona State - Big Twalve Championship, JerralWorld (Noon, ABC) New blood, indeed. Shit, Cornpone
Fuck You America
Another JV NFL Night Thread – 30 Nov 2024
Hooray, we made it to NFL eve. Still some decent action on offer in the JV weight class! Purdue (+29) at Indiana (7:00, FS1) Hoosiers need a "statement win" for the playoff committee. Not saying they *MUST* cover the hellacious spread, but they'd be advised to leave no doubts. Steerfuckers North (+6) at
JV NFL to End November 2024
Chefs and Ricky’s Raiders – 3pm game open thread
Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)
JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Early)
FYI, Bournemouth/Brighton (10:00, USA) and City/Spurs (12:30, NBC) are reasonable enough watches. Indiana (+13.5) at tOhio State (Noon, Fox) Hoosiers finally get their big test. Maybe too big? Let's hope they come good (PHRASING), anyway. Ole Miss (-10) at Florida Men (Noon, ABC) Gators will be feeling their oats coming off last week's humbling
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2024 Season
Welcome back to this week's recap of our brief hellscape respite. Stupid 8-3 split, but at least my late window boredom makes for good writing conditions. That and drugs. Noo Yawk's football Jest didn't make a first down until inside the first half's 2-minute warning. Despite this stone age start, they
16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 2)
Huzzah, we are back for another helping: Arizona State (+8.5) at Unded Bill Snyders (7:00, ESPN) Poor little Sparky, 7-2 and absolutely nobody is buying it. Oregon (-14) at Wisconsin (7:30, NBC) Another week, another super-extensive, prime-time turd for NBC. On top of Notre Dame playing a schedule that would make a decent high
16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 1)
No EPL this morning, international break. Here is your lukewarm tofu-based menu for today: Steerfuckers South (-13.5) at Pig Sooey (Noon, ABC) I can't figure the Hawgs out, but here's hoping they make a better showing today than I expect. Team Secular Big Love (+11.5) at Colorado (Noon, Fox) Utes keep coming up short,
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2024 Season
Night of Eternal Darkness JV Thread
Fuck off, humanity. Also, STILL none of us deserve cheerleader pics. Alabama (-3) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Playoff elimination game, and the type of fixture where Brian Kelly tends to step on a rake. Washington (+13) at Paedo State (8:00, Peacock) Be nice if tOSU would beat these jackasses for the 2nd straight week,