Derby Days Reignited (and Other Lesser Matters)

King Hippo - October 17, 2020October 16, 2020

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God help me, but I think Everton actually goes into this Derby matchup with a puncher's chance (7:30, NBCSN). The Redshite will no doubt be focused after their 7-2 thrashing away to Villa...but thhat veneer of invincibility has faded. More importantly, Don Carlo has this bunch of Toffees believing in

“Let Lesser Footy Be Thine Escape” Sabado Open Thread

King Hippo - October 3, 2020October 2, 2020

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Hey, did y'all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded American right now. So...let's not think about it. Lesser Footy and JV NFL slate, commence! No, you are not waking up (intentionally) for Chelski hosting Palace. But it

Sabado Open Thread – It Means MOAR Again

King Hippo - September 26, 2020September 25, 2020

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That's right, y'all. The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule. Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone Sabado! But first, you get another Premier League morning, kicking off with United away to Brighton (7:30, NBCSN). This is...not ideal timing for the Trash Birds, with

Primero Sabado Componadora Open Thread

King Hippo - September 19, 2020September 18, 2020

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Hey, how y'all like the pidgin-espanol for "combination?" Although it won't mean MOAR until next weekend, there's enough on the JV slate to merit some discussion. First, the Lesser Footy. Rise and shine early for the UNDEFEATED, UN-DRAWN Muthafuckin' Toffees! This week brings home to West Brom (7:30, Peacock), and the

New Year, new you! Let’s be positive EPL Preview and Open Thread

litre_cola - September 12, 2020September 12, 2020

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Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease or not. Seriously, we may have a problem. Happy? This is written before the 1st match so let's go! If you are up like I am right

Edging Closer to MOAR Lesser – Open Thread

King Hippo - September 5, 2020September 4, 2020

Yes, by God and Sonny Jeebus, this time next week we get the Premiership back, and perhaps enough decent-ish JV NFL to whet our heroine-withdrawn lips. As for today...you get FUCKALL and will like it. Pretend Man City rages on. In the Year of Our Pretend LAWD 2061, I won the

Sabado Already?? Open Thread

King Hippo - August 29, 2020August 28, 2020

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Jeebus, how time flies when...you alternate between taking naps and sweating like a Black man in an Alabama court. Oh, and my office in downtown Raleigh shut down at 3p yesterday, and they forbade anyone from going in over the weekend. Seems like some organized violence is going down. You watch, THIS

Trolling FOAR Auction League Owners Open Thread

King Hippo - August 22, 2020August 22, 2020

Hey it beats Trolling FOAR Cub Scouts ,, amirite?? Speak for yourself, Mister Man! - Marc T., Parts Unknown I am typing this up during the Europa final. Tis a race between Antonio Conte and the GOOOOOLLLLLLLL! announcer, as to who strokes out first. Let us hope that Sunday Funday's PSG/Bear Team

Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread

King Hippo - August 15, 2020August 15, 2020

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Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box's espanol channels? Boy howdy, has you been missing some good Shempions Sheeeeit. The headline story (and the only non-awesome match) was the wheels of the Barca jalopy coming...all...the...way...OFF. Think separation from the

Shempions League Takes Charge

King Hippo - August 8, 2020August 7, 2020

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And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain - there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain is so beyond borken. Friday was the day everyone looked forward to, as For Realz Man City put Real Cuntfaces of Madrid to the sword. 2-1 away,

Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace

King Hippo - August 1, 2020July 31, 2020

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Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOcOBjB3uU I swear to holy tittyfuck, it's like Manfred's raison d'être is to make The Shield look sane, humane, and competent. Eat shit, you boot licking motherfucker. In better/Lesser news, our beloved Mighty Whitey survive and advance to face the Bees (nae Moose Hornets)

Your July 26 Lesser Footy Open Thread: It’s Decision Day!

Wakezilla - July 26, 2020July 24, 2020

Welcome to Decision Day! With the exception of one game, every match has positional repercussions. Most importantly, the Top 4 and relegation are all on the line today! What sucks is that the league should have tried and flexed the games around so that not all games are playing at once.