Festively Lesser y Championship(ish) Sabado

Here comes the deliriously jam-packed Premiership Festivus period, with the added entropy that is #NuAIDS.  A good opportunity to see some of your favoUrite side's depth options! You're not setting your alarm to watch the German Elton John kick the tar shit (and whine incessantly) out of Uncle Woy's ti-wud Pawace. 

So Much #NuAIDS, So Little Game Time Open Thread

So...not sure that the JV world is looking so hot right now.  Almost as many fixtures being 86'd this week as are being played.  And that doesn't even begin to touch on the hardwood shitshow. Good thing all Commentists in Good Standing have converted to the sweet siren song of Lesser

Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons

Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate.  Praise be!  But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first! The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),

Derby Days Reignited (and Other Lesser Matters)

God help me, but I think Everton actually goes into this Derby matchup with a puncher's chance (7:30, NBCSN).  The Redshite will no doubt be focused after their 7-2 thrashing away to Villa...but thhat veneer of invincibility has faded.  More importantly, Don Carlo has this bunch of Toffees believing in

“Let Lesser Footy Be Thine Escape” Sabado Open Thread

Hey, did y'all notice?  Darkest Timeline got darker.  As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win!  But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded American right now. So...let's not think about it.  Lesser Footy and JV NFL slate, commence! No, you are not waking up (intentionally) for Chelski hosting Palace.  But it

Primero Sabado Componadora Open Thread

Hey, how y'all like the pidgin-espanol for "combination?"  Although it won't mean MOAR until next weekend, there's enough on the JV slate to merit some discussion. First, the Lesser Footy.  Rise and shine early for the UNDEFEATED, UN-DRAWN Muthafuckin' Toffees!  This week brings home to West Brom (7:30, Peacock), and the