Fuck you, wake up already. That vomit ain't safe to have during slumber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGEmFpitjYw We can has Derby! Fronk's Hammers (sounds DIRTY!) travel to Fortress Goodison to face Hippo's Toffees (12:30, NBCSN). A win would bring Everton to within ONE lousy point of assdicks Liverpool and we must not let Dour (Formerly) Ginger
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Boxing Day In Our Year of #NuAIDS!
Festively Lesser y Championship(ish) Sabado
Here comes the deliriously jam-packed Premiership Festivus period, with the added entropy that is #NuAIDS. A good opportunity to see some of your favoUrite side's depth options! You're not setting your alarm to watch the German Elton John kick the tar shit (and whine incessantly) out of Uncle Woy's ti-wud Pawace.
So Much #NuAIDS, So Little Game Time Open Thread
5 Dec JV NFL Fixtures Thread
Your December 5th, 2020 Lesser Footy Open Thread
Hello everyone! It's Lesser Footy Saturday and there are some good matches on today. But before we get to that, here to make an emotional appeal to you about stopping the Premier league until further notice, it's Liverpool fan, Thomas from Roe Alley. Thomas: This is Thomas from Roe Jigger, Der pewl. Some
Substitute Saturday Morning Open Thread.
Picture it. Seventy fifth minute, your star midfielder pulls up lame due to a hamstring. The surly manager looks down the bench, eyes the road weary player-coach, and contemplates his options. "Well blimey, we ain't got no one else. Litre, you're doing the Sabado thread" "Skip, I have been drinking and
Weeeeeeeee’ve Got A Diamond…In JOE BIDEN! Saturday Open Thread
Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons
Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first! The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),
Derby Days Reignited (and Other Lesser Matters)
God help me, but I think Everton actually goes into this Derby matchup with a puncher's chance (7:30, NBCSN). The Redshite will no doubt be focused after their 7-2 thrashing away to Villa...but thhat veneer of invincibility has faded. More importantly, Don Carlo has this bunch of Toffees believing in
“Let Lesser Footy Be Thine Escape” Sabado Open Thread
Hey, did y'all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded American right now. So...let's not think about it. Lesser Footy and JV NFL slate, commence! No, you are not waking up (intentionally) for Chelski hosting Palace. But it
Sabado Open Thread – It Means MOAR Again
That's right, y'all. The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule. Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone Sabado! But first, you get another Premier League morning, kicking off with United away to Brighton (7:30, NBCSN). This is...not ideal timing for the Trash Birds, with