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  • Sexy Friday – First Friday of February 2022

    Sexy Friday – First Friday of February 2022

    February 4, 2022

    As I was browsing YouTube last week looking for songs to play for you, I stumbled across a little bit of genius that got…

  • All Hail Tory C–t Frank Lampard!!

    All Hail Tory C–t Frank Lampard!!

    January 29, 2022

    You may remember Hippo (and/or Other Hippo) saying things like: Not all Tories are cunts, and not all cunts are Tories.  But Frank Lampard…

  • The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again

    The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again

    January 22, 2022

    Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search…have not been encouraging.  There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom.  But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez…

  • Afrikan Euros In DFO Lesser Spotlight – Sabado Open Thread

    Afrikan Euros In DFO Lesser Spotlight – Sabado Open Thread

    January 15, 2022

    So many fixtures, so many tWBS scorelines.  Perhaps his ghost is dancing in the stands with the Senegalese support. First, the distasteful White Devil…

  • SexcsiMexi kit review.

    SexcsiMexi kit review.

    January 12, 2022

    *All kit pictures are taken from https://www.footballkitarchive.com/liga-mx-2021-22-kits/ which is a pretty cool site for people obsessed by football kits.   Good day to you.…

  • FA Cup Already?  FA Cup Already Saturday Open Thread

    FA Cup Already? FA Cup Already Saturday Open Thread

    January 8, 2022

    As I sit thinking up some drivel to write, it came to me that the FA Cup is like British footy’s NCAA Tournament.  Commentators…

  • Lesser USA (Starting) Today

    Lesser USA (Starting) Today

    January 1, 2022

    Rest in peace, NBCSN.  Woe be to USA’s loyal Law and Order re-run devotees, the Premier League is coming to rule Saturday morning. Don’t…

  • #TransformerNuAIDS – Sweeping the Premiership! Lesser Open Thread

    #TransformerNuAIDS – Sweeping the Premiership! Lesser Open Thread

    December 18, 2021

    Shitting on Urban Meyer’s Jaguras grave will never get old.  Bask in its warming glow. Will the two fixtures left standing (as of this…

  • BOTG: Canada Futbol Edition

    BOTG: Canada Futbol Edition

    December 16, 2021

    Good day to you! Most of you are probably well aware that I am addicted to futbol.(HAIL GAMBLOR) My internet friendship with teh Hippo,…

  • Welcome to Lesser Hades – Saturday Open Thread

    Welcome to Lesser Hades – Saturday Open Thread

    December 11, 2021

    When one door opens, another door slams into your face.  And sometimes breaks your nose in the process. Yes, after the glorious HAIL GAMBLOR…

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